V.O.

Things I know about myself…

I have a dominant personality, but am sexually submissive—

I am monogamous.

I know what I like —

*Drill beat*

Die in your sleep

(Hope you die in your sleep)

Die in your sleep

(Betta die in your sleep)

I look like a vacation.

But k'm still on the clock (psyche)

Countin my rocks

And holdin my (unh) crotch

You better watch your back

—hold on your coughs

Don't run in no crocs! (No!)

I'm offset

Now I'm upset l

—I love you.

Shut up, foo— I don't even love myself.

…you told her?!

I—yeah…

What did she say?!

She said “shut up, fool

Been. Long time since I missed my exit

HEY!

[looks over slowly]

I LIKE YOUR BALLS.

[beat]

[thumbs up]

How do I not have “throwing elbows?!”

BECAUSE YOURE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!

Shut up, Jeff

COME TO THE DARK SIDE

WE HAVE COOKIES

Half of Hollywood shows up at Joel's super nerdy Star Wars party

The truth comes in glimpses;

A shattered reality

Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

Actress, an actress;

She laughs when she has to, l l l

And last to leave, actually,

After each practice

Practice conspicuous,

Conspiracy conspiracy

Perspiration lyrics,

affixed to the rhythms

She sleeps at the regency, l

Freedom for secrecy

Believe, please believe me, my love l

It was easy

The truth comes in glimpses;

A shattered reality

Scattered the ashes at malice, insanity—

Actress, an actress;

She laughs when she has to, l l l

And last to leave, actually,

After each practice

Practice conspicuous,

Conspiracy conspiracy

Perspiration lyrics,

affixed to the rhythms

She sleeps at the regency, l

Freedom for secrecy

Believe, please believe me, my love l

It was easy

Sunni BLU

Tweety bird

Mickey Mouse

Betty boop

I woke up like this

But a little different

I woke up a star

Then became a planet

I'm a hummingbird, but I don't like flying

I might look alright,

But I feel like dying

I hate waking up at 5 am

Just to be the first one at the gym

I don't wanna do that shit again—

Well,

I might as well just stay up!

I hate waking up at 5 am

Just to take my goddamn medicine, but

If I don't I'll feel like shit—

Well,

I might as well just stay up!

I might as well just stay up!

{Enter The Multiverse}

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