Will the bat-ears soon become too cute for the ever-darkening bat-universe? Is the dam breaking and everything being made to flood into Gotham without any real thought as to why it made it into the movie and whether it’s going to make things too messy and unfollowable a metaphor for Hurricane Katrina? How long before Riddler has an Onlyfans? Tuesday’s pod is for your ears only baby, just monzo me a tenner x

Could we ever forgive this film for forming an entire generation of ukulele-hipster-soft-boi’s? It is time to call off the relationship if you’re taken to a spaceship themed motel? Is it possible to pay to live in a house with a rough-around-the-edges Gosling for two months? Hubba hubba. Rent’s due Friday.

Is understanding the tuck-back as a kid the litmus test for a troubled childhood? Doesn’t everyone have the right to change genders and kidnap a dolphin? Did Jim Carrey know he’d go from literally talking out of his ass in movies to metaphorically talking out of his ass in real life? Spread those cheeks Friday

IMDb Parents Guide: - Severe - There are several sex scenes with female breast & buttocks nudity. The uncut version contains one brief close up view of an erect penis from the side, juxtaposed with a nude woman, as he pulls out during sex. Come and listen this Friday. 

Was it MLK that originally said ‘the true measure of a man is how ugly his bich is?’ Who would ever divorce Brad Pitt anyway (in a movie)? What fucking algorithm is needed for this podcast to crack 1k followers? Numbers are in Friday.

Is trusting a convicted criminal to save the world corporate negligence? Are global pandemic movies a bit old-hat nowadays? How comes no one noticed Bill Gates is credited as ‘Advisor on the Logistics of Releasing a Virus’?… Don’t forget to wear your masks Friday.

CHINESE NEW YEAR SPECIAL! (2/2) Is trimming a carnation to look like a rose a stroke of genius for this coming Valentine’s Day? Does the magical realism of a Poké Ball not even stretch far enough to fit Wu Ying’s stepbrother inside? How many blind masseuses in Soho believe they just work in quality control at the cucumber farm? Make sure you wash your hands after you listen Friday.

CHINESE NEW YEAR SPECIAL! (1/2) Should Pu-Yi’s cricket receive SAG rates? Has a game of tennis ever ended worse than having your palace taken away? Is the single exposed breast vogue again? Join us in The Forbidden Poddy on Friday.

Is there a less elaborate way at getting back at your ex than writing a novel? Was it unnecessary for Aaron Taylor Thomas to commit a double homicide in order to get into character? How many ways can you act ‘reading a book’? Bring your tally chart Friday.

Should Lindsay have asked the water-alien on a date before sticking a finger in? Which podcaster will first succumb to High Pressure Nervous Syndrome? Is ‘sweating caused by high blood pressure’ the science behind bad guys always wearing a rag around their forehead? Data’s in on Friday.