The Sex Positive Lifestyle Podcast with Sally & Mitch

We have a name for Bondage Bear! Come hear! Camming wise we get a lot of SOUL!!, love ya man!, Sally gets her strap, um on, OFTEN this week, hehe. Question of the week, does Mitchy smoke? Answers inside. We discuss Mitch being a teetotaller. We discuss getting hit up by a new all encompassing website called After Dark Society. Super interesting, you can sign up at https://afterdarksociety.com . We get news on our package to Enchanted AND where we are staying at REAF in April. Sally gets ALL tied up this week. We meet a real 100% true, professional D rider. The biggest news is that our camming room got a MASSIVE upgrade with a new mac mini m4 to run the whole system. Come hear Mitch complain about everything, LOL! Also, Chickpea, our bearded dragon, gets some surgery scheduled. Hear the details.

So head out, sign up at After Dark Society, and get your strap, um, on!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

All About Bidets And Butztown

So for Mitchy’s 60th I got him a new sexy, electroinc BIDET! Ya know we are naughty booty people and I need a clean on so this buttilator 3000 has it all! Heated seat, heated water, self cleaning, watchout Mitchy I got eyes on your behind! hehe! Beyond that we discuss multiple vibes, the Motorbunny fluffer. Camming tales? Why yes! Wrestle for me people! Sally gets cuffed and stuffed, oh yeaaaa, hehe! Insults? Yep, we get ‘em! Gotta love our trolls! A 4 hour bangathon? Yep, we dood it! LOL! After a long dry spell Sally gets some ANIMAL DRAMA! Tales of bearded dragon eyeballs and xylitol. Finally, our swag bag box gets lost in the mail and a delay on the rochester erotic arts festival room bookings, ugh!

So got get a bidet and CLEAN THAT BOTTOM YOU STINKY KINKIES!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Well if you replace the I with an E they are all a LOT MORE FUN! hehe! So yep, we realized that we’re gonna be fifty SEX and SEXty in twentytwentySEX, oh yea, LOL! No really we are totally mentally ok for an older couple! So a quick rundown on what to expect inside this week! Mitch’s birthday, he turned sixty! Sally gets her blow pop on! Resolutions to slim down and get in mature shape! Mitch REALLY has good times on our new Liberator Cabaret, rowr! We decide to start bringing a mascot when we wander around, come see who we picked! Oh and we need a name for it. Butt plug tryouts, nope not for Sally, noper. We decided to actually sponsor an event so get ready to get swag if you do hit up Enchanted in PA this winter! Motorbunny hooks us up with some fluffer merch and of course our usual tales of camming craziness!

Oh and Mitch opens Sally’s oyster on cam to find her pearl.

Let’s get our TWENTY TWENTY SEX ON M-FERS!!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Well, we got it and FINALLY got it out and put it together! Our new sex couch from Liberator! The Cabaret. Come find out more about it, it’s actually pretty cool. We got the sling bikinis BUT we also ordered booty beautification products from SoHot Swimwear and of course, Sally had to put it to use immediately on Mitch, lol. Come see a shot of Mitch’s Mud Masked Booty. Meanwhile Sally brings back the pigtails of naughtiness. Mitch comes up with VERY descriptive video names, find out what they are. We break a guy in with his first couple on cam. Mitch meets the atlantean king and completely confuses Miss Sexy. Sally loves to watch historical youtube food channels, she found one, a fun one, Spotted Dick, come listen and learn more. A quick discussion on odd gifts from Mitch’s sister, Sally mentions her holiday craziness meltdown and we buzz in the new year with the Liberator Rouge to finish um, it off, so so speak, hehe!

Come, join us on ze cabaret our friends!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

As usual we get an idea in our heads and we have to immediately do it, LOL! If you are following us anywhere you undoubtedly know what we are talking about, if not, head to our website and check one for yourself or email us! We’ll send you our sexy saturnalia card, hehe! Ya gotta see it, lol! Besides doing our weeklong sexy sexebration we also had time to cam and do life things! We wonder, do most couples in their late 50’s have almost 2 hour sex sessions while other people watch and cum with you? We hope so! hehe! Oh, if ya know, ya know, hehe! Is Mitchy hot with glasses, Sally ponders, then gets her multiple O’s on. We decide at some point this year we are doing a “Where’s the beef”, adult flick, keep your eyes peeled! Planner boards are needed by us! Mitch buys a sexual position die. Mitch calls Sally Miss Nastypants and it goes over so well. We are doing wingsmas eve and wingsmas! We LOVE kasbah’s rub and put it on the winges bb! Sally says the theme of the week is, COWGIRL and she rides the wild one! hehe! Finally we get into a WILD request that we did not do, not because we wouldn’t, we just don’t keep the material in our house. After this episode you will either love us or hate us, lol!

Happy Saturnalia and Yuletide Blessings!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Sing it! LOL! So this week we got up and close with Mitch’s bootie and it was delicious, what a tossed salad! hehe. Awkward positions, yes, how about missionary and suck my toes! This week was our yearly trip to Mitch’s parent’s grave and we decided to hit up one of our fave places, New Hope and also do a photoshoot for ASN magazine! Which almost caused Sally to hit the emergency room twisting her ankle, actually ankles. Good news! The new sex couch from Liberator is here, the Cabaret, bad news, we got it during the snow storm while we were away and have not had time to unpack it! Coming soon though in an upcoming podcast! The real question is what do we do with the old one?! Anyone want a sexy used DNA covered OG Sexy & Jagundo boning couch!? hehe! Mitch buys a sexy fairy statue for, well, someplace! ha! A night out to have fun ends in a passed out stupor with Sally going overboard on lemondrop drinks.

Get your sex couch here, your used sex couch hereeeee, LOL!!

Oh, extra video this week on YT, the saga of the tip & strip photoshoot, right here on the Sally & Mitch channel- https://youtu.be/6Oo0chAb2uc?si=qRHkoHeIe2nig1mV 

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Sling a ding ding, baybay!! This week Mitch got me in the hot tub and on the subject of a bikini he has been DYING to see me in. We discuss, hehe! The sparking putay! LOL. We swear we are gonna work on our new commercial this month, PROMISE. The Wine Zone is coming! Camming and cucks seem to be perfect together! Sally is really embracing her Goddess - Dominatrix side and Mitch is there for it! We get so many tips on C-Bate that we get completely confused, ha! Sally has been doing so much cowgirling we need to get ride of the 8” Pleasers and get her some stirrups! Mr Mitch gets a little stressed as I use my small whip on his nads during some intense sessions. No thwapping bb! Sally gets propositioned to peg someone’s husband! Hi Dawn! Oh and we make plans to attend a massive swinger-kink event in February in King of Prussia.

Now get out there and get your strap…on.

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Yes, we’re back once again to prove that a couple in their 50’s can be a couple of sexomatics in their 50’s, lol, don’t give up on life yet freaky folks! Podcast topics this time include, stretching out Sally’s Pleasers so she can fit into them more easily! Shoe stretchers!

The Wine Zone shirt is in FULL EFFECT! Must be seen to be believed, LOL! We get big dreams of working all day, coming home and then doing a full on wild custom video and promptly realized we are NOT that. young, ha! We were however ready enough to get on cam and play for everyone! Which somehow got us ito missionary toe sucking, say whaaaaa? (remember the whole we put the W in WTF?) Sally gets her skin moisturized properly the next day with a incredible, um, facial, hehe. And no we did not do “thanksgiving” we have a new holiday we have dubbed, “Kinksgiving”. Basically, kinky vids, wings, tree decorating and more wild lust on cam for the day! Were you there? Sally gets the big cam bootay lick down! Our next crazy adult venture? Sallylocks and the 3 Buttplugs! LOL! For our Black Friday excursion we headed out to Bristol, PA and it was fantastic! Sally Worked Hard and Slayed Harder! HIghly recommend. Also a comeback from Mikey9mm and we get the oddest compliment ever on what we do on the internet!

Sexily yours, the wholesome ho’s,

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

This week we try to answer the question on how we do all the stuff we do! LOL! We even amaze full time cam models! Mitch wears silver pants, um, for the holidays! The package protrudes, hehe! Mitch debates buying the new Liberator couch, what will be his decision?! Apparently Mitch has stank feet, LOL! It was a theme night!! Let’s get sloppy bb! Mitch plays slice the testes! Ouch! We’re bring back Nut Musk and bb, I’m in the WINE ZONE! We are having Wingsgiving! Sally goes where no Sally has gone before and Mitch gives her more incentive! Computer crash zone during a private, damn you mac!! Sally thanks Sinn Sage for talking about boric acid on her podcast! Things coming up, ASN magazine pictorial, Scarlet Chalet trip in PA, and Mitch chats about his Giddi tomo and trying out estim. All new stuff for us still pushing sexy boundaries into our late 50’s and 60’s.

Now get out there, experiment, have fun and push your limits, um within reason!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com

Another week with the 2 horsemen of the sexpocalypse, Sally & Mitch, sly Now You See Me, Now You Don’t reference, hmmm.

This week, beside sex all over the internet, we decided to be home remodelers and lumberjacks! Remodeled bathrooms, new fixutres, ivy wrangling on trees also, we finally got some steps redone in our dungeo, um basement! LOL!

Sally got back to camming on her own, which lead to the realization that she needs better glass ones! So, we shopped, and um, shopped, LOL! We do a little discussion of curvy ladies and some examples from Sally. Big update from Sally, which is, things have gone where they have NEVER gone before, come listen! Sally gets in the W zone, find out what it is! And of course wild camming with all our freaky fans and friends! When someone comes in and their name is “DownForAnything”, they live up to it! Which led to a LONG session with Chaos, so long that I had 2 SUPER LONG orgasms and Mitch splashed my face and new tatas with his load! Yep, they have been christened! ha! 

All that and other lunacy that we get up to during the week. Oh and we made vanilla is boring buttons, which we have to show you, next week.

Welcome to the holiday season! Santee Claus is ah cumming! hehe!

Take it like a MAN!

Sally & Mitch

“The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” 

We Put The What, in WTF?”

https://sjerotica.com