Zareh Kantzabedian, @ZKantzFF of @FootballGuys, joins AJ to help Colt unveil his 2023 QB and TE Redraft Fantasy Rankings. Plus, NFL QB middle names, the merits of sitting to pee, and a big thank you to Razzball for opening their arms to us. More on the latter next week.

Nobody's ever truly ready, but AJ, Colt, and Ryan do their damnedest to break down the 2024 NFL Draft class into bite sized morsels: top-32 players, 2023 comparisons, tier lists, fantasy assets, and a top-4 QB breakdown. Plus, Ryan discusses our beloved star, Netflix's Jewish Matchmaking star, Evan Carmusin, coming over to watch his house and dogs while he and his wife head out of town.

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Using the pool of the 259 players selected in the 2023 NFL Draft, AJ, Colt, and Ryan each draft a team of 22 players, in a snake draft of 66 picks. Ryan fussed about the rules, tried to move Kelee Ringo to safety; it was a whole thing. First, however, AJ recounts a very recent bachelor party filled with baby birds, male nudity, and electric fences. Sports stuff starts at 5:08. #WearOrange.

It's our last week of NFL Draft Grades and eggplant emojis, finishing up the NFC. Let's just say the AFC fared...better.

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More NFL Draft grades and eggplant emojis, and a YMCA locker room experience. Just AJ and Ryan this week.

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Time to grade the draft: AFC East, AFC North, and half of the AFC South. On a scale of one to five, with five being the best, how many eggplant emojis will your favorite team's draft receive? PLUS: more on our beloved Evan Carmusin and Netflix's Jewish Matchmaking, and the new and improved "The Pronunciation Game 2.0: Words Evan Can't Say."

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The final mock, the mock of mocks, the last of the Mock-hicans, the definitive and OFFICIAL SWF NFL Mock Draft for the 2023 season. Plus, some A-A-Ron Rodgers schmoozing.

Jalen Hurts gets paid, Allen Robinson gets traded, Dan Snyder makes a deal, and more. Ryan recounts his honeymoon and Cousin Douglas makes an appearance.