(1991 - 2018) Peter Sarah Thompson, infamous Orange Squeezer of Villageville, Delaware, died this morning at the ripe age of 27. Known as Peter to friends - but Sarah to others - she was prophesied at birth for this life of squeezing: a seed-y predetermination that Thompson constantly tried to buck, throwing her life into indecisive chaos. She will be missed by all of us townspeople, who will just have to laze around for the next Orange Squeezer to be prophesied - drinking cranberry in the meanwhile to stave off a sugary drought. Oh boy.

This episode is sponsored by: CRUSHED MEAT of LOUISVILLE & UPCOMING FILM: THE SHAMAN GUY

ft. EDEN RICKOLT - Peter Sarah Thompson

WILL KOLLER - Jesus / Matthew / Matthew’s Dad / Martha / sponsorships

JOHN GOODMAN - Devil / Mark Tony / Frankfurt Frankfurtson

DAN KUAN PEEPLES - God / Peter’s Father

Theme Song produced by Aaron Shapiro

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