The Shaved Bear

After another long hiatus, the boys are back in the basement doing what the Shaved Bears were always meant to do. Finally can expose our fraud ass old company (not really, but we can say the name). We screamed free Cangro and lo and behold, Cangro free. No rankings, but we are working on a more consistent schedule moving forward from here.

The forbidden garage tapes released. Minor cutting has been done for the saftey of us and others, despite saying nothing would be cut. It's for everyone's own good.

HEADS UP - Greg fucked up the audio in a drunken stupor after a round of sub-par golf. Apologies in advance, this will only ever happen one more time since he can't hold himself entirely to the truth and nothing but the truth. It is funny, though.

Heads Up - This epsiode was recorded 2 weeks ago. We know what the Knicks have done, so what you are hearing is pureky speculation from weeks ago. LIFE GETS BUSY. The rankings get conveniently weird. AnnaSophia Robb, this episode goes out to you.

The lads are back in the basement recording where they should be. Greg and Cangro get into some of the everyday essentials rankings. Greg uncovers a nasty habit while buffeting it up. Would you be friends with your Dad when he was your age?

Cangro has made a gladiator-esque return to the 845. He has flight problems. Greg has seperation issues. They both need haircuts. Same toilet, differnt shit. We promised you more and we delivered less. For that, we are sorry.

The return of the Shaved Bears is here. Life got in the way, and we 100% let it. But fear not - we have grown. This time off has allowed for reflection (drinking), compromise (finding a good time to record), amongst other things. Cangro was busy, Greg was busy. But we are back to our reguarlyish scheduled program.

Cangro is officially leaving for Nashville, despite earlier speculation. Quick epsiode to catch up live one last time in our consistent era. Zoom will be the go-to moving forward with him popping back up to NY when he can.

Cangro is back on the couch and whooping it up until he leaves. McDonald's got the best of Greg & Cangro at four in the morning. He also comes with his own rankings. TV placement is everything.

Cangro documents his tirade here as he goes in on a moving company for shafting him as hard as the day is long. Greg might have done permamanent damage to his stomach lining this past week. Rankings of neighborly love.