Honestly…there are no words and no puns for what is about to happen to you.

We watched Cool World.

We are so so sorry.

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But most of all, resist pressing the stop button and enjoy!

It’s that time of year here in Utah! July 24th, aka Pioneer Day, is upon us and you know exactly what that means: More. Mormon. Movies.

Join us as we traverse the frozen hell of the unsettled west with the handcart company in today’s selection, 17 Miracles. It’s preachy, it’s silly…it is definitely fit for the podcast.

What are you waiting for? You’re going to get left behind and have to pray for a shepherd's pie!

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But most of all, hold to that handcart for dear life and enjoy!

I know you guys are out there just worried sick about Big C still being absent from the podcast, but rest easy because Nikki and Grey are back to fill in for a movie that is hopefully not what is happening on Cassi and Drew’s honeymoon in Alaska. Things are getting dark, they are getting spooky and they are getting all kinds of wrong.

It’s the one and only Antichrist, so snuggle up to your SO…your worst nightmare starts now.

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But most of all, grab your rusty scissors and enjoy!

Just because Big C isn’t here doesn’t mean we aren’t going to have any fun this week!

While Cassi is off getting married we have a special guest host for this weeks episode. It’s our cousin, Nikki Fuentes and you know what? When we get together we’re bad…but only as bad as we wanna be.

It’s time for Catwoman!

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But most of all, grab your Egyptian diamond necklace and enjoy!

Here at The Shitty Movie Podcast we’ve been needing some spiritual nourishment in the wake of everything going on in the world. But we aren’t going to god, we’re going to the next best thing: Mandy Moore.

We’re here with Nicholas Sparks for a by the books melodrama that has everything a teenage girl could ever want. It’s A Walk To Remember and it has checked our life ambition of witnessing a miracle.

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But most of all, grab the tissues and enjoy!

It's the end of an era. The sixth time is the charm when it comes to our journey with Alice and her gang of friends. 

It's Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and it is every bit as satisfying as expected. Get on in here for the final delivery of "my name is Alice," as you cheer in your living room. 

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