This week on Red vs. Blue, the Reds’ Warthog has a very, very bad day…for SCIENCE. Here reporting on the other flavors of ice cream melting in Red Base are Rane Zero, Sunday, Syp, Sam, and DaftProdigy.

This week on Red vs. Blue, the Triplets are dropped off on an icy planet occupied by three Charon soldiers. Here suggesting things to do when you’re stuck in the snow with your enemies are Sunday, Syp, Rane Zero, DaftProdigy, Shi, and Niriall.

This week on Red vs. Blue, three low-ranking Freelancers receive a special and secret mission. Here making top five lists for the triplets’ game are Sam, Kaden, Blue, Zalia, DaftProdigy, and Rane Zero.

This week on Red vs. Blue, Sarge and Church duke it out in a verbal battle for superiority. Because no one at the Shizno had time to write a rap, we are instead answering mailbag questions this week. Here talking about who they would fight in a rap battle are Sam, DaftProdigy, Patrick, Shi, and Dougss.

This week on Red vs. Blue, the reds and blues take a break from existential despair by producing a remake of Reservoir Dogs. Here mentioning other tapes Caboose has destroyed are Rane0, Sam, Patrick, and DaftProdigy.

This week on Red vs. Blue, Donut shares a…creative retelling of his time in Blood Gulch. Here mentioning the songs that Donut didn’t have time to include are Syp, Sam, Shi, DaftProdigy, Blue, and Rane0.

This week on Red vs. Blue, Epsilon experiences an interesting capture-unit iteration in which Red Team are all ladies. Here talking about some other changes to Red Base are Sam, DaftProdigy, Zalia, Church, and Rane0.

This week on Red vs. Blue, we follow Omega as he possesses various members of the Blood Gulch crew…and slowly loses what little patience he had. Describing what Omega would find inside their heads are Sam, Rane0, Blue, Zalia, DaftProdigy, and Patrick.

This week on Red vs. Blue, Caboose shares what friendship means to him, and it’s ((sniffle)) wonderful. Sharing their feelings with us this week are Syp, DaftProdigy, Sunday, Shi, and Rane0.

This week on Red vs. Blue, two teams of color-blind soldiers become embroiled in a murder mystery…and end the mystery by killing each other. Here also taking credit for killing Hutch are Sylveon, Rane0, MoltenSlowa, Niriall, Artyom, and Patrick.