We're back!  Alex talks about the recent very sweaty town hall to start, then creates his own Qanon but instead it revolves around Jose Canseco and our newfound love for him and his adequate 1991 batting average.  Alex makes one more attempt to change the never-Bidens and shouts out a very talented up-and-coming rapper.

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex goes over current events and makes fun of the Karens who are getting triggered by Bill Burr's monologue.

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex discusses the most recent current events and then tells a story from college, wow how original and new.

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex talks about the updates on the President's condition, and finds out that his ex girlfriend's current boyfriend is stalking him on social media.

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex roasts a hilariously non-intimidating picture of a bunch of "antifa" nerds and talks about some failed robots.

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Alex makes fun of Joe Rogan some more, talks about the Boogie2988 drama from yesterday, and analyzes some of the most famous copypastas on the internet.  

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Shop from home with Instacart: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Alex talks about the drama going on with the Joe Rogan podcast, and makes fun of some angry Karens gone wild.

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