The Short Porch

Rock bottom reached a new low as the Yankees were swept by the Red Sox at home this weekend. Boone refused to get ejected Sunday Night despite the Yankees suffering from one of the worst strike 3 call you’ll ever see that sent the game into extras. Phil Nevin and Marcus Thames lost their minds, but our manager did nothing as usual. Boone also believes hitting into double plays is a thing a good team does. That’s a real quote. DJ LeMahieu’s struggles continue to mount. No one can hit besides Judge really and Gleyber in the clutch. Stanton sat on Sunday after Boone promised he would play the entire series. Jamo was pretty good on Saturday but fell victim to no run support. Hubbs rants about the Altuve chants at the stadium. Luis Severino made a rehab start and was pretty good! All that and more on this therapeutic episode of The Short Porch!!!

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After Monday’s 4th straight loss the Yankees woke up and managed to split their 4 game series with the Rays. Clint Frazier and Miguel Andujar are really starting to hit. Montgomery turned in another good start. Of course the base running issues continue to make us wanna lose our minds and that falls on Boone. Aaron Judge played CF, we talk about how much that worries us. The Mets have gone to 90% fully vaccinated sections while the Yankees do nothing as the Red Sox come to town. Boone got ejected but it was horrible timing. Nick Nelson shouldn’t be in the big leagues. Gardner kinda stuck it to Hubbs but still sucks. Oh and Hubbs almost made Tommy orgasm with a stat that will blow your mind!!!

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The Yankees were swept by the Tigers. Not even sure how that’s possible. They’ve scored 3 runs or less in 30 games this year which has only been done by the Pirates. Everything is bad and Boone gives us the same crap again. No one hits. No one has life. We’re all sad.

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Fresh off his no-hitter, Corey Kluber is headed to the IL for months. Luke Voit follows him after straining his oblique. At least the Knicks won a playoff game so we start the show with that. Otherwise we’re trying to spin zone the injuries. Get ready for a lot of Mike King, Deivi, Ford, Andujar, and maybe Gittens. Clint is showing signs of life which would be helpful and Stanton is ready to come off the IL on Friday. The injuries have arrived, let’s buckle up. Also, what is Tommy’s night out like these days and how does he plan to attack this summer!!!

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The Yankees starting pitchers have now thrown 35 consecutive scoreless innings of baseball. Not too bad for a group that was labeled bums by White Sox Dave earlier this year. Montgomery twirled the game of his life on Friday night and the Yankees turned a triple play out of their ass. Great defense all weekend by the boys. Aaron Judge picked up his first ever walk off on Sunday as Liam Hendriks wanted nothing to do with throwing strikes. Great sweep for the Bronx Bombers as they’ve now won 17 of their last 22 games. We’re feeling good. Also Go Knicks.

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The Yankees take 3 of 4 in Texas to cap off a 7-3 road trip. They’ve won 6 straight series behind some excellent starting pitching from Kluber and Domingo. Is Aroldis Chapman a serious Cy Young candidate? We ask again, is Gio the guy you want up at the plate with the game on the line. The answer might be obvious now. The Yankees OF is depleted and we scroll through the list of available targets they should go after. The Texas Rangers camera angle is stupid and is the reason Gerrit Cole struggled on Monday. We tackle how stupid it is that MSG is going to 75% capacity while the Yankees are stuck at 33%. Also our excitement for the upcoming 6-part Jeter documentary coming out next year. And lastly we rip apart Tony La Russa, although Tommy thinks he might be good for baseball in a weird backwards way. All that and more on today’s Short Porch!!!

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For the first time in the 21st Century, a New York Yankee has thrown a no-hitter. Corey Kluber no hit the Texas Rangers tonight, and the haters are absolutely furious. The boys hopped on Zoom to give their instant reaction to the historic accomplishment. Full Episode coming Thursday,

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The Yankees won another series this weekend, taking 2 of 3 over the Orioles. Sunday’s game was a bit of a mess and left us with a sour taste in our mouth, but a series victory is a series victory. Gleyber has covid and Hicks is on the IL with a wrist injury while Stanton sits with quad tightness so we’re not exactly all sunshine and roses. Hubbs rants on Tyler Wade for a bit after Sunday Night Baseball gave him some shine. Aaron Judge might be back to 2017 form and it’s very appreciated. TJ went to the Trop with Tank and Duggs and talked about his experience in that hell hole. We’re onto Texas.

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Gerrit Cole murdered the Rays on Wednesday night, completely dismantling them while on the mound. The Yankees also got a great start from Jordan Montgomery and have won a series at the Trop for the first time in 2 years. The team is also dealing with a covid outbreak among the coaching staff so there’s that. We discuss in depth the pronunciation of the letter “o” and Tommy forgets what rhyming is for a second. Also does Marty have any friends outside Barstool. We also have a great interview with Yankees pitcher Mike King. The Yankees are 20-16 and closing in on 1st place. Enjoy the episode!!!

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The Yankees finish off their 7-2 homestead with a Giancarlo Stanton walk off hit off Brad Hand. Starting pitchers continue to come up strong for this team and they’re winning again. Mush and Hubbs break it all down. The Yankees have a fella in Single A who is hitting the piss out of the ball and it’s insane. Luke Voit returns on Tuesday for a massive series with Tampa. We’re feeling good once again. Happy Mother's Day.

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