In our first episode, we review Babar's press conference, Asif and Amir's antics, the Pakistan squad for the World Cup, who should open for Pakistan, Shadab's recent struggles, what Hassan Ali's biopic would be called, and whether the run-out at the non-striker's end is a legitimate dismissal.

Cricket is a funny sport. One minute you're taking guard at leg stump and the next you're sitting in the dugout eating a plate of biryani, yelling "SCORE?" and "BOWLER NAME?" after every over.

It's too big a commitment for every Saturday. That's why we've elected to talk about it from the comfort of our armchairs instead. So grab a bucket of nihari and join us as we provide the hottest of takes on the controversial-est of topics in the land of (Pakistan) cricket and otherwise.