A little over a year since their last episode, Zack and JD return for a brand new season of the Sick Sad Podcast. In this thrilling season premiere, you soon realize that it is literally the same as all the other episodes, except they have much better recording equipment and now JD is no longer […]

We weren’t really feeling like making a new episode. So instead, we just took the Limp Bizkit approach, and put out a best of collection to capitalize on our former glory.

Without going back and listening to this episode, I can only assume that it is full of amazing antics and witty one liners. Correct me if I’m wrong…

Did you ever hear the joke about the dinosaur? What did the T-Rex say to the pterodactyl? Nothing. They’re both dead. Like that joke? Then you’ll love this episode. Or maybe you won’t. See if I care either way.

There once was an old woman, who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn’t know what to do. So children’s protective services took them away from her. I’m not really sure why nobody is surprised. If you have so many kids that you don’t know what to do…that’s the first problem. […]

Please donate to Charity. She’s a very nice girl. She is only working the strip club to pay her way through college.

Hello. This is your conscience. I know I haven’t been around very much, but when you killed that lady and hid her in your backyard, I kind of had to draw the line somewhere, you know?

A picture says a thousand words. So…please….just shut up and send us nudes. K thanks. -Management

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck got off of his lazy ass and actually went to work once in awhile to support his family?

What do you call a man with no arms? Screwed if the police show up and tell him to stick ’em up. #HandsGoneDontShoot