Complaining about the Trail Blazers is a right of passage on this show. Will is an expert… Luke is an optimist. But what will this team do with a new owner in years to come? Luke and Will do a thought experiment; How would you spend your first 100 days as owner? We discuss!

Luke and Will bitch about the fact that billionaires are terrible at owning sports teams. Complaining about the Trail Blazers is a right of passage on this show. Will is an expert… Luke is an optimist. But what will this team do with a new owner in years to come? Luke and Will do a thought experiment; How would you spend your first 100 days as owner? We discuss! WHAT TO WATCH!!

The Indiana Pacers and blowing past all expectations and they might be on track for a title. Offensively, a runaway train that stops for no one. Defense? FO-GET-ABOU-ET!!! But can this strategy work in a series against the Thunder? Luke and Will discuss…

It’s Will last show before his baby break for month! Luke has more parental advice for him and wags his finger at the younger generation. THOSE KIDS DON’T KNOW SQUAT. The Indiana Pacers and blowing past all expectations and they might be on track for a title. Offensively, a runaway train that stops for no one. Defense? FO-GET-ABOU-ET!!! But can this strategy work in a series against the Thunder? Luke and Will discuss… Pennies are for losers.

Stop me if you’ve heard this before; The Mariners are off to a hot start! Doesn’t always mean great results in the end, but things might be different this time. Ortner explains how this team might be destined for a wild card win, or Division Title.

Examining the most rigged NBA Draft lotteries in history. Stop me if you’ve heard this before; The Mariners are off to a hot start! Doesn’t always mean great results in the end, but things might be different this time. Ortner explains how this team might be destined for a wild card win, or Division Title. Will bitches about the Orioles. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

The Celtics are now out of the playoffs thanks to a Jason Tatum injury. Boston will need to re-examine their entire roster moving forward. Something the Trail Blazers might do as free agency gets closer. Will & Will discuss how Rip City should position themselves for a big trade, or a big build.

It’s a Will Squared Edition! Darkins and Ortner discover that golfers are wearing MLB stuff. WHUUUUT?!? Examining the NBA Playoff landscape. The Celtics are now out of the playoffs thanks to a Jason Tatum injury. Boston will need to re-examine their entire roster moving forward. Something the Trail Blazers might do as free agency gets closer. Will & Will discuss how Rip City should position themselves for a big trade, or a big build. If you find a naked man in a shed, leave him alone… It’s none of your business…

Luke and Will kick off Hour 2 bitching about why Portland doesn’t have a baseball team. The Mariners have a strange thing going; They keep losing their first game of a series, then winning the rest. Why is this happening? Early adversity means late success? Luke is giddy and we discuss. More NBA Playoff preview. WHAT TO WATCH!!!

The Mariners have a strange thing going; They keep losing their first game of a series, then winning the rest. Why is this happening? Early adversity means late success? Luke is giddy and we discuss.