It's "Real Facts About The Service Dog" up in this podcizzy. What's the difference between a service animal, an emotional support animal, and a therapy animal? How are service animals registered or certified? (F*** you, that's how). Is that person really disabled, or are they trying to pass off Booper as a service dog by putting him a spiffy outfit and dragging him to Trader Joe's? What was the freakin' deal with that freakin' peacock on the freakin' plane? Will Jeremiah contribute at all to this episode, or even life itself? Ari knows all the answers and will guide you (Heh, heh, get it? Guide? .....Cause guide dogs?) through the magical, mystical world of dogs that are allowed to be in stores but also please leave them alone, because holy CRAP, people, they're medical equipment and you've seen dogs before.

Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) Service Animal FAQ: https://www.ada.gov/regs2010/service_animal_qa.html
ADA Amendments Act FAQ: https://www.eeoc.gov/laws/regulations/ada_qa_final_rule.cfm

Rejected episode titles:
Pet Peeves
Motherf***er, You Don’t Know Their Life!
I Thought This Was AMERICA!
Service Dogs are Cuter than Sam Harris
Don’t Be a Sappy; Wrap Your Wappy!

In this long-awaited and yet quarter- or maybe even eighth-assed episode (after what, like, 6 months away????) Jeremiah reviews and breaks down the recent Sam Harris/Ezra Klein debate on race, IQ, and identity politics. Ari literally hasn't listened to the main audio, so that's all they know. Also they did a p. good skit at the start, too. They like this skit many yes. School's out for Ari, so look for more episodes coming soon!

Sam Harris and Ezra Klein: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31j_dW9GU0

Abuse = bad. We all know that, duh. We're like, smart people. But what if an abusive person isn't "evil" and their broken brain is making them do broken things? Ari and Jeremiah toe the three-dimensional tightrope between condemning the harm that abusers cause to victims and the sometimes deterministic origins behind their behavior. Plus Ari's Unpopular Opinion on the gun control/mental illness debate (which compromises their ideological purity and necessitates an immediate call-out sesh from listeners).

Skit sponsor: https://the-orbit.net/progpub/2017/11/21/mras-spend-international-mens-day/

Undank meme: http://i.imgur.com/KrxSjld.jpg

Rejected titles:
Call Me Out, Daddy
We Are Our Brains
Get Medicaid. It's Awesome.
I Am Mentally Illness
Good Thoughts with Ari

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This week's episode involves Jeremiah ignoring Ari's no-guest policy and interviewing ex-Muslim blogger and podcaster Eiynah from Polite Conversations, who teaches him to renounce his regressive cuck ways and how to engage with the other side properly. Eiynah discusses the follies of Dave Rubin, why she identifies closer with the Muslim community than the rational independent #skeptics in the ex-Muslim community (clearly proving that she's a ridiculous leftist gunning for an Islamist takeover) and why eradicating Islam won't work. Turns out, people don't like it when you say you wish they didn't exist. Huh, weird.

Undank meme: http://d12xzpun4kqsb2.cloudfront.net/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/12/16/06/ew/2x/poqx02iggs11iyp.jpg?imageId=24633172

Rejected episode titles:
The Rise of the Trumpians
Do You Think Islam is Worth the Nazism?
I Owe Myself One SJW Circle Jerk
Right-Wing SJW Circle Jerk
Give Islam a Chance

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It’s the episode where… it’s actually NOT a circle jerk this time?! Ari and Jeremiah discuss #MeToo and its corollary #IHave, and a rift begins to form between the two host humans. Should men share their stories of being victims of sexual assault and harassment under the hashtag, or is it meant strictly for women and trans people? Should men who have perpetrated these acts publicly confess to their crimes, or is that more a form of virtue signaling than a legitimate action for change? Two clashing opinions will be hashed out and fiercely defended, but only one is correct: of course, Ari’s.

Blog post (I'm The Reason Women Are Posting #MeToo): http://www.patheos.com/blogs/leavingfundamentalism/2017/10/17/im-reason-women-posting-metoo/

Undank meme: https://www.facebook.com/KellyBroganMD/photos/a.143545242518999.1073741828.136991456507711/681687252038126/?type=3&theater

Rejected episode titles:
Okay Cookies for Okay Allies
It’s a Sisyphean Task, Trying to Get People to Care About Harassment
One of the Few Forms of Trauma that I Have Not Experienced. Wow!
Rape is Bad, Mmkay?

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