You blink and 10 years go by, ya know? We put our first episode out into the world on 4/4/2014 and came back on 4/4/2024 to record from the place where it all started, World Famous Paul & Eddie’s Monte Vista Inn.

We were joined by Brian “Schmizzy” Schmoldt, long-suffering-no-more Browns fan, and craig Alimo, world’s most reasonable Patriots fan.

With craig being on the episode, we don’t know who’s actually ever going to listen to this, but let’s not kid ourselves and think that’s any different than how it’s been for the last decade of drunkenly swearing into the void, er…podcasting.

The concept for this episode is that we all created our dream rosters using as our pool all of the 1st round picks from the last 10 NFL drafts. There was agreement. There were differences.

As per usual, Noor’s takes were most wise while Andrew’s were in places…questionable (where, by “questionable,” we mean “Fred Warner was a 2nd rounder”). #FacePalm

Noor, especially (but what else is new?), offers up some airtight statements about the needs of our favorite teams going into free agency and the draft. That is, after Andrew makes him relive the horror (from Noor’s perspective) that was Superb Owl LVIII. As per uzh, Andrew makes everything about the Seahawks, but Noor salvages the day by bringing the knowledge on the topics of the day.

Don’t miss our 10th anniversary episode, recording on 4/4/24 and available as soon as Andrew sobers up afterwards!

Noor went out for a pack of cigarettes and…wait, that’s a different story. In this timeline, somehow we forgot to podcast for 2 years. Who does this? Us, apparently.

Well, you can’t get rid of us that easily. We’re back and better than ever! If, by better than ever, you mean the same conversational NFL chit chat you’ve come to love over our 8 years in existence, except this time with some USFL thrown in for good measure!

It’s NFL draft season, so of course we break that down after discussing the bevy of high-profile trades that have happened this offseason.

You won’t want to miss it, craig. Everyone else? Hard to say.

Everyone remembers their first time and hopefully so it will be for our guest, Bicky Bhullar, someone who, considering he is friend and family to Andrew and Noor, shouldn’t have taken 5 years to get on the ’cast.

Our apologies, Bicky, but we made up for lost time by spending 2 hours talking through an exhaustive if a little meandering recap of the recent NFL Draft.

You’d think we’d have spent time on the radically different format, how GMs were making picks from their basements, but no, we actually pretty much stick to football for the whole episode.

I think that’s a first for us. We should have this Bicky guy on more often.