The Sleeping Almanac: Sleep Stories for Adults from Myth and Fairy Tale

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

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A slow, calm 3 hour fairy tale sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight the lamp is lit again and the storyteller opens the old book to Aladdin, told the way it was first told three centuries ago, long before any film. A tailor's son in a city in China, a stranger who calls him nephew, a cold fire on a mountainside, and not one genie but two, one in an old ring and one in a battered brass lamp. There is a garden where the fruit is made of jewels, a princess named Badroulbadour, forty basins of gold, and a palace built in a single quiet night.

Settle in, close your eyes, and let it drift over you. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. There is a scheming magician in it, but he is gently outwitted long before the end, and every door he closes is opened again. There is nothing here to fear. You do not have to watch. You do not have to remember any of it in the morning.

Episode 2 of 12 · The Storybook Season

Where this sits: Part 2 of 12 in The Storybook Season, one storyteller, one lantern, and one complete famous tale each night, each told from its original source. Tonight, the boy and the lamp, from the oldest telling. Every episode stands on its own, and any night is a fine night to begin.

Chapters:
0:00 Welcome
3:07 The Tailor's Son
8:50 The Stranger Who Called Him Nephew
23:26 The Garden of Jewel Fruit
31:03 The Ring Turned in the Dark
39:42 The Genie of the Lamp
46:17 The Princess Badroulbadour
53:24 Forty Basins of Gold
1:00:48 The Palace Built in a Night
1:08:59 New Lamps for Old
1:22:10 The Quiet Restoration
1:29:01 The Good Years
1:32:00 Goodnight. And the Lamp at the Edge of Morning

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New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

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This show uses AI tools (research, narration, visuals) under human editorial direction. Every episode is reviewed before release.

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

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A slow, calm 3 hour Arabian Nights sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight the lantern is lit for the first time, and the first tale in the old book is the storyteller's own. A quiet city at dusk, a king who has forgotten how to rest, and the vizier's daughter, Scheherazade, who volunteers to sit with him and tell a story that is never quite finished by dawn. Her little sister asks for the first tale, an ebony horse rises over the roofs of the world, and a thousand nights and one begin as gently as this one.

Settle in, close your eyes, and let it drift over you. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. There is a grieving king in it, but no harm comes to anyone in the telling, and the storyteller always knows exactly what she is doing. There is nothing here to fear. You do not have to watch. You do not have to remember any of it in the morning.

Episode 1 of 12 · The Storybook Season

Where this sits: Part 1 of 12 in The Storybook Season, one storyteller, one lantern, and one complete famous tale each night, each told from its original source. Tonight, the tale that holds all the others. Every episode stands on its own, and any night is a fine night to begin.

Chapters:
0:00 Welcome
0:55 The Lamp Is Lit
5:47 The City at Dusk
13:07 The Vizier's Daughter
19:39 One Thousand Books
26:17 The First Night
30:35 The Tale of the Ebony Horse
37:14 The Night Ride
44:54 The Palace on the Roof of the World
49:55 Dawn, and the Tale Unfinished
55:39 A Thousand Nights and One
1:27:56 The Library of Night
1:35:31 Goodnight. And the Lamp at the Edge of Morning

Watch the illustrated version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac
New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

🕯 Sleep stories from history, Kingdoms at Dusk: https://kingdomsatdusk.com
📜 All our worlds: https://gildenmyth.com
🕊 Goddess sleep meditations, The Tender Hour: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTenderHourChannel

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

This show uses AI tools (research, narration, visuals) under human editorial direction. Every episode is reviewed before release.

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

The Sleeping Almanac is also a shelf of books, bedtime stories to read and mythology coloring books: gildenmyth.com/books

A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep, and the gentle close of our long Egyptian journey. Tonight we do not tell a new story. We gather them all, one last quiet walk back through the whole company of the gods, from the first sunrise to the golden lady who waits in the west.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. There is nothing new to follow tonight, only the warm remembering of stories already known. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 12 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · Season Finale · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 12 of 12, the close of the Egyptian cycle. Across the season we have told one continuous story, from the first light to the golden lady. Tonight gathers the whole of it. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:25 The Gathering 9:18 The First Light 16:11 The Eye and the Days 21:37 The Green King 27:19 The Passing 32:51 The Faithful Search 38:16 The Bright Heir 43:38 The Gentle Judgment 49:12 The Night Boat 54:40 The Golden Lady 1:00:10 What the Whole Story Meant 1:07:33 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:10:58 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves across thousands of years, from the Pyramid Texts and the Coffin Texts to the Book of the Dead, from the temple walls to the Greek writer Plutarch. These are retellings, told gently, always choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

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The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

The Sleeping Almanac is also a shelf of books, bedtime stories to read and mythology coloring books: gildenmyth.com/books

A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the warmest company the old Egyptians knew, the golden goddess Hathor, the lady of love and music and gladness, the gentle mother of the starry sky, and the kind welcome waiting at the end of every road.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. This is the gentlest night of the season, made only of warmth. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 11 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 11 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, the golden goddess of love and music, the gentlest face in all the company of the gods. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:21 The Golden One 9:10 The Lady of Music 15:06 The Dance and the Gladness 20:50 The Face of Love 26:46 The Great Cow of Heaven 32:55 The Lady of the Sycamore 39:13 The Seven Gentle Ones 45:01 The Gentle Face That Calmed the Fire 51:14 The Mirror and the Gold 57:27 The Lady of the West 1:03:26 What the Golden One Meant 1:09:24 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:12:18 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves, above all from Hathor's great golden temple at Dendera and the old hymns of the Lady of Gold. These are retellings. Where the sources fall silent, we fill the quiet gently and in her own warm spirit, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the voyage the sun itself makes every night: down into the country of the dark in the great Boat of a Million Years, through the twelve quiet hours, carried by a faithful crew, renewed in the deepest hour, and lifted up new and golden at dawn.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. The night is told as a safe passage you are carried through, to a morning that has never once failed to come. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 10 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 10 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, the sun makes its nightly voyage through the dark and rises again at dawn. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters
0:00 Welcome
3:12 The Boat of a Million Years
9:03 The Gate of the West
15:02 The Crew of the Boat
21:04 The River Through the Dark
28:54 The Sleeping Ones
34:40 The Deepest Hour
40:34 The Renewing Waters
46:13 The Coils of the Great Serpent
52:16 The Holding Back of the Serpent
57:45 The Turning Toward Dawn
1:03:16 The Scarab and the Dawn
1:09:19 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn
1:13:27 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves, from the Amduat and the old books of the night that charted the sun's dark voyage hour by hour. These are retellings. Where the old books turn toward fear, we turn gently toward comfort, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

This show uses AI tools (script research, narration, visuals) under the direction of a human editor. Every episode is researched, reviewed, and revised before publication.

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

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A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the gentlest journey the Egyptians ever imagined, a single heart coming home: the calm hall of judgment, the kind gods who guide the soul, the feather of truth upon the scale, and the green fields beyond.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. It is the kindest vision of the end ever dreamed, told to comfort. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 9 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 9 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, the gentle judgment of the heart in the hall of the dead. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:19 The Last Doorway 9:19 The Hall of the Two Truths 15:14 The Gentle Guide 21:17 The Great Scale 25:59 The Feather of Truth 33:33 The Telling of a Life 41:05 The Heart Laid on the Scale 46:41 The Balance Holds 52:34 The Words of Thoth 58:16 The Green Field Beyond 1:04:12 What the Weighing Meant 1:10:17 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:14:39 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves and from the Book of the Dead, their great guide for the soul's journey beyond. These are retellings. Where the old book turns toward fear, we turn gently toward comfort, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

The Sleeping Almanac is also a shelf of books, bedtime stories to read and mythology coloring books: gildenmyth.com/books

A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the long patient contest for the throne of Egypt, as the grown Horus, son of Osiris, claims his father's crown from his uncle Set, and justice, after years of trials and a court of the gods, is gently done.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. There is a contest in it, but no horror, and it ends in a crowning and a reconciliation. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 8 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 8 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, the grown Horus wins his father's throne from Set. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:18 The Child Grown 8:58 The Tribunal of the Gods 14:55 The Long Delay 22:14 The Counsel of the Wise 27:59 The Clever Word of Isis 34:05 The Contests Begin 41:19 The Long Breath Beneath the Water 46:51 The Race of the Stone Boats 52:13 The Eye Made Whole 57:15 The Word from the Land of the Dead 1:04:42 The Crowning of Horus and the Place of Set 1:12:08 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:16:37 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves and from one of the great old papyri that preserved this long contest, the Chester Beatty Papyrus. These are retellings. Where the old source turns rough, we keep the dignified heart of it, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

The Sleeping Almanac is also a shelf of books, bedtime stories to read and mythology coloring books: gildenmyth.com/books

A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the tender story of Isis, the faithful queen, and her long search for her lost king Osiris, across the whole world and even into death, and how her love gathered what was scattered and made the broken whole again.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. Every sorrow in it is answered by love. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 7 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 7 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, Isis gathers the scattered king, and Horus is conceived. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:21 The Search Begins 9:40 The Word of the Children 15:41 The Tree in the Far King's Hall 21:47 The Quiet Nurse 28:03 The Pillar Given 34:09 The Voyage Home 40:37 The Scattering 46:51 The Gathering 53:27 The Making Whole 59:51 The Wings of Isis 1:06:02 What Isis Meant 1:12:17 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:17:20 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves, from the old temple laments of Isis and Nephthys, and from the Greek writer Plutarch, who preserved the fullest account of the great queen's search. These are retellings. Where the ancient sources fall silent or disagree, we fill the gaps gently and in their own spirit, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

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A slow, calm 3 hour Greek mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Everyone knows the voyage. Tonight is the story before the story: the making of Odysseus himself. A small goat island called Ithaca, a grandfather on a mountain who names a baby for trouble, a boar hunt that leaves a famous scar, the cleverest oath ever sworn in a crowded hall, a bride who answers a whole road with the fall of her veil, and a marriage bed built around a living olive tree. And at the end, the one trick he could not talk his way out of, and a sail waiting at the edge of morning.

If the Odyssey has found its way back into your world this summer, this is where the wanderer truly begins. By the last chapter you will know the man far better than the voyage alone could ever show you.

Settle in, close your eyes, and let it drift over you. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. Storms are coming for this man, but they stay far away all night. Nothing in this story will startle you. You do not have to follow it. You do not have to remember any of it in the morning.

A Sleeping Almanac special · Part 1 of 2 · The full Odyssey season arrives this fall

Chapters
 0:00 Welcome · The Fire on the Beach
 3:00 The Island That Made Him
 13:38 The Grandfather on the Mountain
 24:15 The Whisper of Another Father
 34:53 The Boar in the Thicket
 45:31 The Boy Who Grew Clever
 56:09 The Hall of Many Suitors
 1:06:46 The Oath He Invented
 1:17:24 Penelope's Veil
 1:28:02 The Bed of Living Olive
 1:38:40 The Furrow of Salt
 1:49:17 The Last Quiet Days
 1:59:55 Goodnight. And the Sail at the Edge of Morning
 2:10:33 Calm music to drift off

Watch the illustrated version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/CcE8PpGT3FE
Sleep stories from history, Kingdoms at Dusk: https://kingdomsatdusk.com
Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, relaxation, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. Drawn from Homer's Odyssey and the oldest Greek sources: the naming and the boar hunt from the Odyssey itself, the oath and the courtship from Apollodorus, the feigned madness from Hyginus, and Penelope's veil from Pausanias. These are retellings. Where the old stories turn toward fear or cruelty, we turn gently toward comfort, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com

This show uses AI tools (script research, narration, visuals) under the direction of a human editor. Every episode is researched, reviewed, and revised before publication.

The voice you hear is the creator's own. He cloned it from recordings of his own voice, so every story is told in his voice. If you enjoy falling asleep to it, follow the show so each new story arrives on its own, and leave a rating on Apple Podcasts so other people can find it.

Subscribing on YouTube helps the show grow, even if you only listen here: youtube.com/@TheSleepingAlmanac

The Sleeping Almanac is also a shelf of books, bedtime stories to read and mythology coloring books: gildenmyth.com/books

A slow, calm Egyptian mythology sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep. Tonight, the gentle and tender story of how the good green king Osiris passed out of the seen world, a brother in shadow, a beautiful chest, and a river that carried the king gently away, told softly as a seed going into the dark to rise, never as a loss.

This is a bedtime story for adults, made for sleep, insomnia, and quiet nights when the mind will not switch off. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. There is nothing in it to fear. Just let it drift over you.

Episode 6 of 12 · Egyptian Mythology · The Sleeping Almanac.

Where this sits: Part 6 of 12 in the Egyptian cycle, one continuous telling of the gods in story order, from the first sunrise onward. Tonight, the green king passes gently from the world. Each episode stands on its own, and in order they tell one long story.

Chapters 0:00 Welcome 3:15 The Shadow at the Edge of the Feast 9:58 The Quiet Gathering 16:09 The Taking of the Measure 22:37 The Beautiful Chest 29:15 The Banquet 35:22 The Game 41:35 The King Lies Down 47:49 The River Takes Him 53:55 The Far Shore 59:22 The Tree by the Sea 1:05:18 What the Death of Osiris Meant 1:12:07 Goodnight. And the Serpent at the Edge of Dawn 1:16:56 Calm music to drift off

Drawn from the ancient Egyptians themselves and from the Greek writer Plutarch, who preserved the fullest account of the green king's passing. These are retellings. Where the ancient sources fall silent or disagree, we fill the gaps gently and in their own spirit, choosing the telling that serves a calm night.

New episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday. Everything in one place: https://gildenmyth.com

🌙 Join the almanac, first looks and the occasional quiet letter: https://gildenmyth.com