An oily beard, a silvery fish and lots of talk of keys. It may sound like the start of a riddle told by a salty sea dog, but it is in fact just some of the topics that appear on this week's Slump. Go on, gobble it up.

The Slump 227

The Slump is a podcast designed for lazy people who don't quite understand this modern, fast-paced world. If you're feeling tired, hungover, bored, or in any way lethargic, then this is quite literally a podcast.

Comedy

It's finally here, the last episode of The Slump, all 2 hours and 6 minutes of it. 

Featuring classics like Condiment Corner, Cyberdesk, Kickster Watch, and even a new advert for Deep Voiced Anthems. 

It's long enough to ensure that by the time you've finished listening, you'll never want to hear us again, and thus your withdrawal will be complete. 

Thanks to everyone for your listenership over the years, it's been really fun. We've been fairly mediocre. 

Bye bye.

The Slump 310 - The Final Reckoning

We're back with a microslump, and some pretty massive news, (and it's not that we're pregnant, even though Ian said it was).

The Slump 309

It's our Christmas episode and you know what that means... robots! Also bad Christmas songs. And Scott Stapp. Christmas.

The Slump 308 - FESTIVE SPECIAL

Like a spaceman from afar in a Christmas song by Chris De Burgh, the Slump 307 has arrived from space (the internet), to bring you good cheer. 

This isn't the official Christmas episode, but we still talk about quite a lot of Christmas stuff. And Japanese sweets, we talk about those too. And tin cans for idiots. 

Bye.

The Slump 307

The Slump is back, having not been there for a week, and the relief amongst the population is palpable, we imagine. 

With Brendan off exploring Asia, we have An Italian join us in the studio to help out, but fear not Bren-fans, because he's still here, with a thrilling Asian travelogue. 

It's quite literally a podcast, so listen good.

The Slump 227

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