It's finally here, the last episode of The Slump, all 2 hours and 6 minutes of it.

Featuring classics like Condiment Corner, Cyberdesk, Kickster Watch, and even a new advert for Deep Voiced Anthems.

It's long enough to ensure that by the time you've finished listening, you'll never want to hear us again, and thus your withdrawal will be complete.

Thanks to everyone for your listenership over the years, it's been really fun. We've been fairly mediocre.

Bye bye.

We're back with a microslump, and some pretty massive news, (and it's not that we're pregnant, even though Ian said it was).

It's our Christmas episode and you know what that means... robots! Also bad Christmas songs. And Scott Stapp. Christmas.

Like a spaceman from afar in a Christmas song by Chris De Burgh, the Slump 307 has arrived from space (the internet), to bring you good cheer.

This isn't the official Christmas episode, but we still talk about quite a lot of Christmas stuff. And Japanese sweets, we talk about those too. And tin cans for idiots.

Bye.

The Slump is back, having not been there for a week, and the relief amongst the population is palpable, we imagine.

With Brendan off exploring Asia, we have An Italian join us in the studio to help out, but fear not Bren-fans, because he's still here, with a thrilling Asian travelogue.

It's quite literally a podcast, so listen good.

This week there are discussions about testosterone, Coca-Cola, and other curious substances. Actually, those are the main two substances. There might be others, I can't remember now.

Anyway, it was fun at the time. We hope you enjoy it too.

Quizzes, Saints and Bees. A sentence you can sing to the tune of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves by Cher if you like (because it would work well).

More importantly, a few topics that we discuss on the Slump this week. Also, Barry Scott gets talked about.

Think that's it. Bye.

Dan and Brendan return to talk into a microphone about things that vaguely interest or amuse them both. Things like a big pretend moon, a dress made of human hair, and a purse made from a dog's head. And those are all genuine topics.

Ian didn't return to talk into a microphone as he wasn't there that day, but we've checked and he's fine.

Hello you. Another episode of the Slump, ripe for the listening. This week: underfloor heating, amnesia, and the unwelcome return of the CyberDesk jingle.

It's a phrase that's increasingly-used these days: This week it's a semi-planned podcast.

But don't fret, because if you enjoy discussions about cranes, taps, names and the Backstreet Boys being back, then you'll still find much to enjoy here.

Bye.