This week Slump was semi-unplanned, just like this description. Expect stuff, geese, stuff and stuff. And chip spice. I guess.

Like a car launched pointlessly into space, a new episode of The Slump has been delivered to your device. But what does it contain? Washing machines, Vegemite and Noel Edmunds, that's what.

Phone charged? Emotional support animal by your side? Then you're ready for this week's episode of The Slump, which is the 268th. #TriumvirateOfAnatidae

An update on Dan's life of crime. An warning from nature. A song from condiments. This is The Slump 267. LIVE IT.

Listen up and listen close: This here podcast is the ONLY place you can win a counterfeit jacket (probably), and the only way to find out how is by listening. To this.

Down yourself a glass of filthy water and get aboard the bantz bus, it's time for a Slump.

Who'd've thought it... it's 2018! Why not ring in the new year with a fresh Slump, hot off the grinder? In the pulp this week: jet-lag, clothes, and Crash Test Dummies.

It's The Slump's 2017 FESTIVE SPECIAL! And as such, it may contain traces of Christmas. It's beginning to look a lot like... NOTHING BECAUSE IAN IS TYPING THIS AND I REFUSE TO PERPETUATE THIS STUPID SONG

We're Brendan and Ian, and we're to say: that we like to rap, in a podcast way! This week's episode features rock, ketchup, a special report from Dan... and it's PERFECT.

Take it from us: this is a podcast. And this week that podcast features tables, genres, and FAKE NEWS. Yes FAKE NEWS you thought this would be a light whimsical podcast description but it's gone all hard-hitting and political. Stay woke.