Everyone's got a podcast these days don't they? Yeah, well just remember that we've been doing it for ages and it's not always easy to think of stuff to say every week for years on end. Just keep that in mind when you listen to us rambling on about sinkholes, ketchup and dogs scratching their bums.

This isn't the kind of podcast that lets a lack of content get in the way of duration, oh no. Despite having only three things on the running order, these plucky gents have stretched it out to about the same length as normal. And it's almost as good. Behold, Slump 288.

Pickles. Video games. Lead poisoning. It's all the fun of the fair here on The Slump! And we're legally obliged to inform you that we are prohibited by a court of law from running a fair.

Rude words, silly names, and strangers calling Dan "Daddy". Plus, a triple-pronged Condiment Corner, and more besides which I can't remember right now because I'm tired.

Ian and Dan present this, Slump 276. But where of Brendan? Well, he's not here this week, but that doesn't stop the remaining members discussing such wide-ranging topics as slow cookers, European time disparities and administrative holidays. If this is your first time listening and you're just looking at the description to see what it's all about, then we promise it's more entertaining than that sounds.

Emails from people, emails for people. It's a technological wonderland as emails are read, sent and discussed. Plus, things taken out of context, and the usual melange of talking nonsense. Essential listening for the modern age.

This week we talk about dogs quite a lot. But if you're not interested in dogs don't worry, because we also talk about arms dealing and the impending apocalypse, so it kind of balances out.

The Slump crew are back once again, doing what they do best: talk about jackets and condiments. But what's that? Something different on the horizon? Is that a... a lighthouse?

Float like a butterfly, sing like a...er...a boxer trying to forge a pop career in the 1960s? That might not make a lot of sense to you at the moment, but boy will it make sense once you've listened to this episode of The Slump.

Also discussed are subjects as diverse as paper cups, ketchup and foxes, it's quite literally a podcast.

Juice. We've all drunk it. But have you ever voted for it? Dan has - AGAINST HIS WILL. Find out more in this week's edition of a podcast entitled 'The Slump'. Also Mr T.