Jakob Sanderson, the most aggressively Canadian guy I know, battles the Randomizer wheel for the first time and finds himself singing, doxxing, improvising, and defending his clients in the court of chat opinion. 🐦⁠⁠Follow Jakob.

00:00 - Intro

01:51 - What is Jakob’s Mt. Rushmores fantasy show list?

06:16 - What is Manitoba’s greatest export?

11:29 - Jakob has to defend his client, Lovie Smith, to a jury of his peers.

14:55 - Jakob enters the archives to prove he has touches grass

19:51 - Jakob looks like he has back to back cases today in court with his client Jake Ferguson.

23:24 - Is Jakob Sanderson still Canada's smartest person?

28:36 - Jakob Van Gogh joins the stream and draws Chris Godwin like a French girl

33:46 - Jakob explains why he was commissioner for a fake football league

38:16 - Analyst Jakob makes an appearance on the show and breaks down college tape.

42:03 - Pastry chef Jakob joins the show to share his tarts with us

47:15 - Jakob takes a nice little nap with one of his 4% players

50:34 - Patry singer Jakob now joins the show and professes his love for butter tart’s

56:09 - Jakob has to propose to Brock Bowers to accept 100% exposure in BBMV

1:00:05 - Can Jakob earn your vote to run the ball?

1:05:19 - Taking a tour of Gillete stadium from the Boston Harbor

1:07:56 - NCAA realignment is even hurting the randomizer

1:13:52 - Jakob gets the audience screaming for some cold beverages

1:16:38 - Jakob clocks back into court to defend another client, this time Canadian punting in the NFL

1:21:50 - Jakob and Pete break down Canadian Football League film

1:25:43 - DJ Jakey Jake makes an appearance

1:30:29 - Reviewing this riveting randomizer team