Book of Boredom

The Smitty Schnitty


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#033 The Smitty Schnitty
Isaiah needs a re-write.

Brother "Hairy" Brent is back to help us endure Joseph Smith Jr largely regurgitating Isaiah 51 (2 Nephi 8 in the Silly Book). And wow, did he help! Buckle-up ya'll!

Highlights include:
  • Brother Paul and Brother Hairy teach Sister Patience about "Fappy the Anti Masturbation Dolphin"; then Brother Paul talks like a dolphin!
  • Brent's Beats - A new reality TV show where you have to cook the perfect meal while DJ-ing the perfect track.
  • Brother Hairy "Brent-splains" Isaiah. Thanks. We needed it. No, really we did. Isaiah is insane.
  • Meet Smitey - The slightly agressive God!
  • Isaiah's tips for Dirty Talk (Book of Mormon Edition) - "I wanna make your waste places like Eden!"
  • Isaiah starts telling fairy tails. Complete with a dragon.
  • Sister Patience and Brother Hairy become concerned that the only kink Brother Paul knows about is BDSM. There are others! Right?
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