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The U.S. and Israel struck Iranian targets while also signaling openness to talks with Iran’s new leadership. An interesting posture. Escalation now, conversation later. Bomb first. Calendar invite to follow.

Markets reacted immediately. Oil prices jumped as traders priced in the possibility that things in the Middle East could get worse before they get calmer. You don’t need to know where the Strait of Hormuz is. You just need to know that when it shows up in a headline, your wallet flinches.

Diplomacy may be coming.The bill arrives early.

And then, because balance is important, we end with the ranch milkshake topped with whipped cream, carrots, and crispy chicken. This is real. This was approved. Ranch has officially entered its experimental phase.

Foreign policy is confusing.Markets are nervous.And ranch has crossed a moral boundary.

Sources:• Military Times — U.S. and Israel strikes on Iran, diplomatic signals• CNBC — Market reaction and oil price movement• New York Post — Ranch milkshake product launch

This is The Snark Factor 3 in 3.I’m Fingers Malloy.Let’s talk tomorrow.

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