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Three stories. Three minutes.

Today’s episode starts at the airport.

The New York Post reports a class-action lawsuit aimed at stopping the TSA from seizing travelers’ cash. There is no legal limit on how much cash you can fly with domestically — and yet people are being pulled aside anyway. Not for weapons. Not for explosives. For having money.

In one cited case, a woman traveling with her father’s life savings — more than $82,000 — had it seized. It raises a simple question: when did airport security become airport accounting?

From there, we move to cable television.

TheStreet reports the parent company behind QVC and HSN is negotiating a major debt restructuring, possibly through Chapter 11, as cord-cutting and debt finally catch up. Home shopping didn’t disappear — it just migrated from Channel 47 to your phone at 2:11 a.m., where the algorithm now whispers your late-night purchases directly into your soul.

And then… the devil crab.

The New York Post reports food vlogger Emma Amet died after eating a toxic species known as a “devil crab,” reportedly for content. A friend who ate it also died. If it’s called devil crab, perhaps we don’t need a tasting panel.

The through-line today is simple:

Cash gets treated like contraband.QVC gets treated like a relic.And the devil crab gets treated like a snack.

Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.Everything is content — until it isn’t.And the bill always shows up later.

Sources referenced in today’s episode:– New York Post (TSA lawsuit; devil crab story)– TheStreet (QVC/HSN restructuring report)

This is The Snark Factor 3 in 3.I’m Fingers Malloy.Let’s talk tomorrow.

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