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Cuba is warning of a bloodbath, which is exactly the kind of international tension cable news producers treat like natural Viagra.

The TSA says it is not looking for your weed, which is reassuring right up until Caleb at security finds your weed.

And MGM may be closing its remaining Vegas buffets, because apparently America has decided unlimited shrimp was too beautiful to survive.

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Sources: ABC17/CNN, SFGate, Casino.org.

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