Today’s Snark Factor 3 in 3 starts with the White House Correspondents’ Dinner being interrupted by gunfire, because apparently even Washington’s formal dinners now come with an emergency evacuation plan.

Then we get the inevitable conspiracy theories, because nothing can happen in America anymore without somebody online yelling “staged” before the police report has punctuation.

And finally, a new survey says one in five recent college graduates regrets their major — especially in political science, international relations, public policy, communications, media studies, and PR.

So today we have Washington chaos, internet brain rot, and college regret.

A full buffet.

Audio is above.

Sources

CNN: White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting coverageThe Mirror: Conspiracy theories after the shootingCBS News: College majors recent grads most regret

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