Hunter Biden says he’s too broke to pay his lawyer, but apparently still has enough energy to challenge Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a cage match.

Then there’s tax season, where the new advice is simple: if you’re mailing your return close to April 15, maybe don’t trust the system to suddenly become efficient just for you.

And finally, a semi full of gummy bears caught fire on Interstate 80 in Nebraska, creating what I can only assume was the sweetest-smelling disaster in recent highway history.

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Sources:New York Post — Hunter Biden says he’s too broke to pay lawyer, challenges Trump sons to cage matchCNBC — Mailing your tax return near the April 15 deadline comes with risk1011 Now — Semi full of gummy bears catches fire along Interstate 80

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