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Today’s Snark Factor 3 in 3 begins with the cheerful news that Gen X and older millennials may be aging like a carton of milk left in a hot car, moves to a strike that could make beef even more expensive, and wraps up with Amazon deciding that even waiting three hours for deodorant is now beneath us as a people.

So today’s themes are simple: We’re falling apart, steak is becoming a luxury item, and patience is dead.

At this point, the modern American lifestyle appears to be stress, caffeine, and paying a convenience fee so paper towels can arrive before the end of a true-crime show.

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