Episode 75 of The Snark Factor 3 in 3 is here.

The UAE is reportedly quitting OPEC, which means the world’s oil cartel may now have the organizational stability of a group project where one guy already bought his own poster board.

John Hinckley Jr. has thoughts on presidential security at the Washington Hilton because, apparently, we are now sourcing venue-safety analysis from the “historical trauma” department.

And there’s a scam called ghost tapping, where thieves can use tap-to-pay technology to charge your card without your card leaving your pocket. Wonderful. Your wallet now needs both financial planning and a paranormal investigator.

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