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Today’s The Snark Factor 3 in 3 gets into Walmart’s new digital shelf labels, Ruth’s Chris trying to keep people from showing up dressed like they’re eating at Sbarro, and a new Walmart-exclusive Sprite flavor that sounds less like a soda and more like a vape pen flavor.

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If you’ve ever looked at a price tag and assumed it would just sit there quietly and do its job, those days may be ending. Also, if you’ve ever wondered how fancy a chain steakhouse can get before it starts acting like a private club, we’ve got that too.

And then we wrap with the most important cultural question of our time: how many words can they cram into the name of a soft drink before it starts sounding like a dare?

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