The Snot Rocket Podcast

The Snot Rocket Podcast dives into the 2012 London Olympics, has a slew of technical problems outside of the normal nonsense, and says you’re getting what you pay for. The OG goes to the dentist, can’t kip up, and adds to the show notes shit he doesn’t know about. Sir Goldfish wants to be a Senior and would like an honorary doctorate degree, doesn’t want Clayton Young to be a Red Sox fan, and goes on way too long about Pop-Up Video.

Mark hooks the boys up with Destihl Brewery’s Haze of the Dead.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19JTGXdIYag3VqkY6usuBEZEAwyXCO0PYtKQ_A45ly0c/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

We’re back doing reviews; hopefully Goldfish has recovered from last week’s show. Sir Goldfish talks about the history of IPA’s, has ink from a pen, and says, “One Mississippi, two Mississippi …”. The OG corrects Goldfish’s English, assumes genders, and says, “What are we talking about?”

Patriotic OG drapes the show with Honor Brewing’s Freedom IPA.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kfn7I9DWT7-RxO8AifEQwmopsu7f2Mo-Q72Fh9B1uuI/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The show gets a little dragged down, Andrew kills on the Game Show, and the Shit King runs a huge PR in the marathon. Like a homeless person, the OG talks about returning cans for money, says Jason Myers sells insurance, and wants to send people down a hill in a burning tire. Goldfish works hard at saying a name, threatens to fight people, and takes off his socks.

The Freak Greek, we think, hooks us up with “Old Speckled Hen” by Morland Brewery.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16kieZw0DEv7KyEwzrmbBAIEzopA6um0IHFsEg8ntgjc/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro. License (CC BY 4.0)

Tommy’s Drug Segment: `https://filmmusic.io/standard-license and Rock Jam Band by TheoJT -- https://freesound.org/s/569778/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

This is part two about a couple of douche bags from New Zealand living in Kenya. Goldfish gets tossed from the Nation’s Capitol, and we need a beer spreadsheet. Goldfish tries to ramble on about drugs … again, almost listens to his dad, and talks too much about being in jail. The OG pays $20 for a beer, says, “Well, we got the piss laying around,” and wants to ride on a flaming tractor tire down a hill.

The OG is kind enough to allow Goldfish to enjoy half of his 4-pack of Master Shredder by The Veil Brewing.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PYB3cmy-fadU7pkq7lVQJavpazQFdClm6Bp8zOLMZdg/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

We’re on location in our nation's capital annnnnd we get interrupted. This episode delves into two New Zealand high school distance runners who move to Kenya to train. OG offers up all the goats you can eat (or fuck,), thinks Rod Dixon is a friend of the show, and has no idea what his future holds at the Phillies game. Goldfish says, “This is fucking riveting,” gets a call from the Red Cross, and doesn’t know the difference between a priest and a brother. 

We’re drinking Lagunitas’ The Beast of Both Worlds! It’s 8%. We’re fucked.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WZMRKH-4Pbm_6-XL0AkkScZvjWAOGnlSW7ENJreUuXQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

In this episode, the boys go back almost a hundred years to bring you a wild race, one that is 3,400 miles long and takes finishers months to complete. Goldfish proclaims, “She’s got no tits,” which is the reason why the show doesn’t have a Wikipedia page, and ruins a story about a brisket. The OG brings up mesothelioma, says, “When we go through Texas, keep your head down, brotha,” and believes pussy is still undefeated. 

This episode’s beer was graciously provided by Jason Ala Carte and is Swishy Pants hazy IPA by Dewey Beer.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Mj4reL9h0GTUHOMlxYl3MjPrBfW8heTOsx3VGU-kDSo/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

Heeeeee’s back, Snotties! The show’s only true miler, Mike Stahr, returns to discuss the 5th Ave Mile. Mike regales us with stories from his past and totally brings the show down. Mike doesn’t trash American running icon Doug Padilla, but Goldfish does. We learn that Steve Scott is a badass and Eamonn likes to drink beer. Fun fact: Goldfish doesn't know shit about the 5th Ave Mile course, and we have no idea who’s running this year. Great!

The hosts have their cycles in sync and are both drinking Sierra Nevada Hazy Little Thing.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ytHrDsdijXImtWgbZdPajdywgDeMSGkpZTSGDVgjPdk/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

The boys get into more product reviews, we get a call from Courtney’s mom, and read listener comments. The OG doesn’t bother reading the show notes, can’t say Courtney, and has a very specific laundry protocol. Goldfish wants to be called an asshole, dribbles on about 1 bottle of water, and gives Snotties meal tips.

The OG’s brothers-in-law, the Dueling Banjos, bequeathed to the show a 6-pack of Seneca IPA from Mountain State Brewing Co.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14A2r3xM3lhrT6ToEGeyY6STMYH108cmXVDc2IoXVXcQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

We go back to the Olympics, drop some knowledge about the 1908 games in London, and fix some housekeeping. Goldfish wants to celebrate the 183rd episode, spits out AI’s take on the show, and turns into a Jewish woman. Andrew’s not bitter about his family, says, “Listen to Uncle OG” and wants to buy a farm.

The OG grabs some Partly Cloud IPA by Solace Brewery for the show.

Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iq_VDyvBAY_MjXOhGy-DcUGW39cHHcFP7cSwaQPc2tM/edit?usp=sharing

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.

It’s a cast of characters for a Re-Cliffy! Mike Stahr, Preview Mike, and The Shit King join The Other Guy and Goldfish! David gives an update on his marathon training; Mike struggles with technology; Preview Mike likes his coffee like his women. The trivia goes off the rails because Andrew messes it up. And the guys do a re-review of the movie Cliffy. 

The boys bring a variety of beers (and wine) to share, except for Preview Mike.

Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro.