Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a person who stole 3-foot foam carrot,

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about the Arkansas governor signs law relaxing child labor protections, man stranded in the snow without cell service attached his phone to a drone and flew it until he got reception, students stranded after hotel accidentally shreds 42 passports, Cartel turns over 5 members tied to Americans’ deadly kidnapping, microbrewery to utilize yeast from beards of local homeless men, woman stabs brother because he wouldn’t let her have lasagna, driving though a Helotes neighborhood could earn you a $250 fine, and Elon Musk reportedly wants to be his employees' landlord.

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a tent pitched as a temporary home for strip club, Corporal suspended over fight with valet, a man facing charges for allegedly attacking shark with a hammer, woman charged with aggravated battery for stabbing brother over borrowed clothes, school employee was knocked unconscious after teen's Nintendo Switch was taken away, a woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months, woman arrested after attempting to inject Heroin during traffic stop, and ex-officer fired after sex scandal sues Tennessee department alleging ‘sexual grooming.’

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a man facing 30 years for dumping water on his brother, Florida is considering a ‘classical and Christian’ alternative to the SAT, an illegally detained fetus, corrections officers charged for allegedly throwing boiling water at inmates, cop arrested after cocaine sting, woman waves loaded gun at McDonald’s drive-thru over free cookie, and a Alaska Republican argues child abuse deaths can be a "benefit to society."

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a lawyer who shot himself with his own gun in an MRI, a Wendy's worker shot by customer who got wrong sized drink, a man shoots friend in arm, says he thought gun was unloaded, a naked Georgia man spotted driving ambulance, a Chinese father who accidentally stabbed son to death with Japanese samurai sword, a man who rammed car into store after owner refuses to give plastic bag, and a Eagles fan vandalized fire station & attacked firefighters with meat cleaver.

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a Madam who laundered $100K+ in massage parlor prostitution proceeds, a Washington woman with tuberculosis refuses treatment, so authorities got court orders, Federal agents discovered a dumpster filled with almost 250 working rifles and shotguns in Oklahoma, a Texas man arrested for stealing 2 monkeys from Dallas Zoo, a woman in Georgia who was angry about barking dogs shoots her neighbor, pregnant Georgia mother faced jailtime over potty-training toddler, police chief is arrested and charged for being a drug dealer, and a CEO blasted for asking employees to donate PTO for hospitalized co-worker.

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about a generous diner’s $16,000 tip leads to unexpected online backlash, a man beats other man with bricks for not sharing crack pipe, a man bit head off pet python during south FL domestic, a Wisconsin supreme court candidate is trying to open a gun range that serves alcohol, a man rejected by woman sues her for S$3m over trauma from finding out he is only a friend, a Ohio couple suing their neighbors over backyard pizza oven, and a Virginia high school girls basketball coach fired after impersonating player.

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about Tyson Foods CFO pleads guilty to two charges after falling asleep inside stranger’s house, Florida congressman hands out letters, grenades to fellow GOP representatives, Indiana man charged after son in diaper points gun at people, Notorious central Florida imposter cop caught in massive insurance fraud scheme, New York man arrested for allegedly lying that son was in stolen car, man says manager called out him & his family for only leaving 6% tip, Who is Maegan Hall? City of Lavergne female police officer scandal explained.

Stories about the folks in our lives that violate the social contracts we all agree to live by.  This week we talk about sexual bondage date turned deadly when victim bit man’s genitals, a Florida man on electric scooter chasing people with a knife, a woman drops Paw Patrol bag with fentanyl in Walmart, man threatening wife and throwing blind dog with cancer in pool, pervert caught in women's toilets at Derby McDonald's, men accidentally set themselves on fire trying to burn down an immigration center, Elon Musk breaks Guinness World Record for largest loss of fortune,  and the passenger of DUI driver calls cops on the cops.