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- COMMUNISM ISN'T BAD & THE SOUND OF MARS | Episode 22 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithCOMMUNISM ISN'T BAD & THE SOUND OF MARS
Join us as the first humans in history to listen the sound from a microphone placed on the surface of MARS. What a moment to be alive. OF COURSE WE HAVE THE AUDIO - DEEP IN TODAYS EPISODE. PLUS OUR REACTIONS.
"We have COWS what dyu have babe?" said the AMERICAN girl on Tik Tok. As well as being factually incorrect this has really upset Dylan. US Tik Tok users are amongst the least self aware people on the planet. WHY IS THIS??? We dissuss.
What if government's prints TOO MUCH MONEY to get us through the Covid crisis? What happens then? HYPERINFLATION IS A THING.
EPISODE 22. LETS GO.52 min - THE GALACTIC SPACE FEDERATION AND A BEE FETISH | Episode 21| w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithTHE GALACTIC SPACE FEDERATION EXISTS according to an ex Israeli spy boss, what questions would you ask first on behalf of the people of planet earth. Dylan's questions seem to based entirely on alien genitalia though.
TRUMPS BACK! But he's not guilty apparently. What next? Wrestling again?
After we find a girl on Tik Tok selling her socks to strangers for kicks we check out the worlds weirdest fetishes, including one for bees and wasps.
STRAP IN FOR NEARLY AN HOUR.
THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE RADIO.55 min - JACKIE WEAVER AND THE ZOOM WARS | Episode 20 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithEPISODE 20!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!
Jackie Weaver is a woman taking on the patriarchy single handedly (in the Cheshire area). We analyse the INTERNET COMEDY EVENT OF THE YEAR. READ THE STANDING ORDERS, READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!!
We also find ANOTHER local government zoom meeting that descends into INSULTS in a Boomer stand off.
Also Graeme's caught his dog FULL ON WANKING. Turns out he's not the only Dog owner with this issue. We turn to MUMSNET for help.
Also this week. Prison Tik Tok is mad. We review how it is to be locked up in the US and pay tribute to Captain Tom and recap the mad year the US rapper SILENTO has had.
This is most definitely NOT THE RADIO.
Join the madness on our TIK TIK ACCOUNT - search for NOT THE RADIO47 min - "...THIS IS A BROADCAST MESSAGE FOR A WARNING..." | Episode 19 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithTHIS IS A BROADCAST MESSAGE FOR A WARNING....
This week we dissect some Scouse memes - like the consumer affairs one about a certain phone clinic and how could we not touch on the man in the rubber suit, looking for liquid donations around town.
Dylans missus Yaz was shocked to see their beloved Kitten display behaviour that was 'PURE EVIL".
Oh and are the UK and EU set to go to war even faster than any of us imagined over THE VACCINE?54 min - TRUMPS ANGRY MOB & 20 MINUTES ON WANKING | Episode 18 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithA lot has happened in a month. The world has changed and there has been an authoritarian coup attempt on the United States government by a sitting president who unleashed a baying mob on congress. You couldn't write this stuff. We examine some of the greatest angry mobs of all time, from the one that killed Mussolini, to the one that ate the Dutch Prime Minister. They have a long and illustrious history MOBS.
We start of remembering all the old fashioned racist chocolate bars from back in the day. Like gold bars, they look a bit racist. They're not. But they do LOOK it. Some things despite their best efforts just look a bit racist.
Also unfortunately there appears to be a 20 minute chat about porn and masturbation habits in society through time that Dylan reductively christens as "20 minutes on wanking". Funny though. So it's on.
HAPPY 2021.
THE YEAR OF THE GAMMON XX1 hr 1 min - REINDEERS ON DRUGS AND OTHER FESTIVE TROPES | Episode 17 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithThere was a once in 800 year astrological event this week, that was meant to result in huge changes. It happened on the same day Brexit met Covid and the first time Graeme's ever deleted an entire episode of the podcast meaning the boys had to slip in at 8am on morning three days before Christmas and do it another one.
Also Christmas isn't a universal experience. A little like we found out cutlery wasn't last week. But guess how the Dutch celebrate it? By doing something that looks massively racist. BUT HEY HO TIS THE SEASON.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY SNOWFLAKES.43 min - CHILDREN FORCED TO EAT MASH WITH THEIR HANDS | Episode 16 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithWe hear about the awful tale of those poor school kids who were FORCED TO EAT MASH WITH THEIR HANDS. Dylan points out that cutlery is not a universal human right.
Also with NO DEAL now seriously on the cards we look at size of the UK FISHING INDUSTRY and find out how that compares to the UK PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY and believe it or not there's not much between them turnover wise.
And after Dylans touching rest in peace for Des O'Connor we look back at the life of another recently deceased UK OLD SCHOOL STAR who recently departed this mortal coil. The wonderful Barbara Windsor with her aaald jellies.
SNOWFLAKES ASSEMBLE
FOR AN HOUR X1 hr 4 min - WHEN CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS AND JON SNOW HIT WHITE | Episode 15 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithThere's a new covid vaccine, with some of the "nations biggest and most trusted stars" fronting the marketing campaign. But will Dylan get asked after being invited to be a trusted face of mass Covid testing in Liverpool. They've asked Christopher Biggins to take part anyway. Which is enough reason to bring up the last time Biggins tried a different kind of drug. On telly and WHITEY'D HIS BACK OUT. Of course we've got the clip.
Also a deep chat about getting to mars and living in Space.
Oh and Graeme reckons we might be better with AI ruling us instead of humans in some sort of technological socialist Utopia.
Snowflakes assemble.
ITS GAMMONAGEDDON. Let's go.
JOIN IN ON Tik Tok AND YouTube - SEARCH FOR THE NTR PODCAST.53 min - DEAR RADIO: WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THAT SONG | Episode 14 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithGraeme was the victim of homophobic abuse in the street, the same day as the radio stations began playing FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK. Is there a connection?
HE CONFRONTS HIS ATTACKERS ON THE STREET AND WE HAVE THE FOOTAGE.
We trawl through the insane comments on our Tik Tok channel.
And that lovely man Dylan Evans talks to us about the value to the universe of THE OCTOPUS.55 min - WE WISH YOU A MERRY RACISM OR HOMOPHOBIA? | Episode 13 | w Dylan Evans & Graeme SmithIt's not the festive season unless someones racist or homophobic is it?
The SAINSBURY'S AD reaction is featured alongside the annual Christmas F word debate.
Also a chat about CHIMPS with Dylan and something about burning poo in a van from Graeme.
Join in the conversation on Tik Tok @Nottheradio40 min
About THE SOCIAL MELTDOWN
From the publisher's feed
The Social Meltdown is a weekly glance at the latest chaos in a world on the perma-brink. AI hallucinations. Big Tech force-feeding us slop, Influencers crying in ring lights…
... UNHINGED politics and of course Your letters! Yes Yours!
Based very loosely on the sub Reddit R/Collapse, where people share stories and theories on how little time humanity has left.
Be part of our community of agnostic doom preppers. Because if we really do only have about 20 years left, let's spend them having a laugh with two hosts who are neither expert nor well prepared. But they are sometimes funny.
Dylan Evans and Graeme Smith used to work together on the checkout at Lidl. It was from here they first honed their skills on the in store tannoy.
They were eventually given a teatime show on the tannoy of the Liverpool store by the big wigs at head office in Slough and the rest could have been broadcasting history ...
until Dylan quit checkout duties unexpectedly and left Graeme red faced at the tannoy, shouting about special offers on pork chops... all by himself! Now they are reunited at their respective microphones .. to put the world to rights. Just as it's all about to be over anyway. Shame really.
They are by no means to be confused with leading UK TIk Tok creator Dylan Evans or the national radio host and multi award winning LGBTQ+ podcaster Graeme Smith.
Any likeness is purely coincidental.
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