We start out on a hot note as Soper explodes a coffee on the back stairs of the White House of Rock. S&B point their wagons east and head out on vacation. Free parking in Elora, Ontario comes with a catch. A man in Kansas City just can't get out of a porta potty. 

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Just a little smokey out there today. So we're drafting rain songs, something to hopefully bring some moisture to Ontario. Our Dink of the Day features an all time great citizens arrest. Matt's wife attempts to adjust the family phone plan. 

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Carl drops and all time clip that may live on for a long time. Confessions today is pretty damn greasy. Carl looks like somebody's ex (but only when he's upside down). Camp Day and Tim Horton's decides that Soper is the top. 

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We've got an update on the Bison attack victim, turns out he's a Carl! Joey Chestnut may be showing some cracks in the armor. Carl finds a man playing the Pan Flute at the dog park. We open up the Advice Corner on a Tuesday. 

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Selene hits the Machine with another code word for farts that blows our minds. Carl makes a trek to Ancaster for a deal on a collectible. Bad day to launched by a Bison. Or to get sucked out of a plane for that matter. 

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What did Soper bring to eat today and how many Tupperware containers does this dude have? The Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup engraving is done and some key staff were left off for the owners kids. Have we discovered the worst roommate ever? 

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The boys take a little trip to Tommy Gun's and get trimmed up. Soper decides that sauce and sauce alone can be breakfast and it leads S&B to their draft. What do you cook for yourself when there's no one around? 

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S&B are going through one today. Matt's son is celebrating a birthday this weekend and wants one thing - a gaming PC. Confessions tackles a golf course fight, a man discovering his shortcomings and spit! Lots of spit. 

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Maybe one of the grossest Machine calls of all time. Advice corner today - dogs who aren't ready for social visits and sore losers. Carl continues his documentary watching summer. Argentina sends a list of losers to the DHS to deny world cup entry. 

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The World Cup was insane over the weekend. The Cabo Verde story, Canada's exit, England vs Mexico, Norway upsets Brazil and controversy on the US team. Some unique highway spills. Carl's latest Flea market find. You can bet on what?? 

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