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Greetings guests, and welcome to Moon Keeper Inn!

Our one-star inn is precariously tucked between cliffs and suspended over a massive ravine that will be sure to knock your socks off! While our accomdiations may not be the cleanest of sorts, we make up for it with a stunning view of the moon and a bracing breeze.

Our inn is pet friendly, and we offer a delicious dinner of slop!

We hope you survive your stay! 🌙

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Are y'all sick and tired of our trivia episodes?

Too bad, we've got another one coming for you!

Don't worry though, we're wrapping things up with our Social Media Trivia!

You'd think, as a generation that grew up with the emergence of social media, we'd know almost all the answers. But, alas, we were stumped yet again.

Anywho...sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

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Get your passports and luggage ready, because we're traveling on this episode!

Trivia season is upon us and we are here to get our butt's kicked with how much we don't know...again.

I-Ani-was hoping I would do pretty well because I leave the house more than our favorite host-Misty-but damn, did I get a rude awakening. I guess it's time I stop being surprised at how little I know of the world. It's like my brain stopped absorbing new information after 2008....Millennial problems

Let's see how well you do as we travel around the globe!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight!

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We're back with more trivia! Join us as we test our knowledge on all things related to gaming and it's history. We didn't do horrible...but the results were still unsatisfactory.

Some of the answer choices though, I will say, need updating. The second-hand embarrassment is real in this one.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

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I have but one thing and one thing only to say: Dry Grass Burns

No, nothing was set on fire, our trio did not burn down or destroy the festival, but they did cause a raucous, possibly getting themselves banned from future festivals. You know, as they do.

Sir Goosington, of course, is the culprit to most of the chaos. As per usual

Enjoy!

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And welcome to our first Book Review!

What started off as a gag, to torment Erin and send her the most unhinged shit possible and nag her into reading a Shrek smut book, turned into a full fledged book club. The name of our club started off as "Erin Will Hate This" Book Club to "Should Have Stayed Curious".

Really...we should have stayed curious.

While the others in the club read the actual physical book, I decided to get the audiobook version and just get it over with. I can't decide who had it worse...those who had to actually see the bad writing and grammar and syntax and severe lack of editing OR the lone idiot who's ears will forever be haunted by the cadence of Beck's voice...

Welcome to our Review of "Get In My Swamp: An Ogre Love Story"

We read it, so you don't have to.

Enjoy!

Hey y'all!

Love can be found in many forms; romantic, familial, camaraderie, etc.

When you find yourself in a far away land, all of these come into play. And if there's one story that beats all the rest when it comes to adventure, love, loyalty, and friendship it's The Princess Bride!

Pirates, sword-fighting, kidnapping, political intrigue and machinations, swimming with electric eels! Honestly what more you could ask from a great story?

Nothing. The answer is Nothing.

When someone asks you to recommend a story/movie that has no downsides, it's this.

Enjoy!

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The month of loooove is in full swing! (Gag)

As your wonderful, forever single hosts, we bring you a game of screaming red flags that will make anyone questioning their single status, quite happy to be (and stay) single.

As the idiot who has gone through several failed relationships, this game (along with the filthy reality of the dating world) just crushes any little hope I may have for a happily ever after. IF there was a happily ever after for us, we were born too late. Wrong place, wrong time.

Never settle for filth.

Hey y'all!

Welcome to February! January always feels like it goes on forever, but alas we are here at the beginning of the second month of 2024...it's all downhill from here.

Not only is February the month of love (gag) but it's also Lunar New Year!

While we don't have any dragons in store for y'all this month (or do we?) we decided to showcase our bitterness and joy at being single, while watching others suffer the mingling world.

That being said, we bring you the next 2 episodes of The Armenian Dating Show! The show that ALL my friends are desperate to get me on as a contestant just so they can enjoy the pre-date interrogation process. The show where we realize just how small a world we live in when Talar tells us she knows half the people on the show, and her strong feelings about some of them.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride!

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Welcome back to the festival!

We've won some prizes, we've made some "friends", we've partaken in more tournaments and wowed the audience as Jaz'Zara shows them all what a real ranger can do. Not only that, but Valkaria gets to go on her first date!

And let's not forget the magically imbued ring that Valkaria commissions from Qwak. Magic that is hit or miss at best, and either flings Valkaria towards her staff, or hurls the staff to her. Magic - what can you do?

Speaking of magic, Valkaria begins to understand the extent of her magic as she nearly takes out our beloved Asha during a maze. And clearly, Asha will wreak her vengeance.

Festivities and prizes and drinks aside, our trio encounters some disturbing scenes; broken lanterns, blood, a body (maybe more). What sinister plots have our trio gotten themselves tangled up into this time?