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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
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Episode 15 - StarParse
StarParse
The notes for this one are too long! See the website!
https://starforgepodcast.com/episode-15-starparse/
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
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Episode 14 - Player vs Player vs Crafting
Disappointing Other People
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SITH UP
This week in You Can't Make This Sith Up -- people who don't use push to talk in voice comms.
On a recent trip to what should have been an easy veteran mode Operation, a tank– who will remain nameless to prevent others from knowing she knows how to tank and therefore always be asked to fill tank, found herself in a - stuffy - situation. The group had need of 2 pugs to fill out the roster, and the guild graciously invited these guests into their voice comms. The raid began and after the first boss was defeated it began. *SNIFF*. *SNIFF SNIFF*. What the hell was that? The tank thought to herself. Nevermind, probably just an errant noise. The second boss began. *SNIFF* *SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF*. Now not only was this noise odd, it was quickly becoming annoying to hear every 10 seconds. Lo and behold the sniffling was coming from one of the pugs. By the 3rd boss other group members were sending her whispers like "What is that noise?" and "Make it stop.". After offhand suggestions and subtle comments failed to produce results in this regard, by the 4th boss and 500th sniffle the tank, fed up at this point, said "Who does not have a push to talk on and keeps sniffling? Get a tissue for gods sake and turn on push to talk!" "Sorry," the pug replied. "I have a bad cold and I never use push to talk, it annoys me." Perhaps this pug was unaware that his sniffles were echoing across mountaintops and through the seas. Perhaps they knew and did not care, after all, push to talk 'annoyed' them. There's only one thing this this reporter knows for sure and that is if sniffles were dps, that pug would have had top fucking parse.
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
🛑🛑🛑 WARNING! BOOK OF FETT SPOILERS!
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SCYA AND MAL'S HOT TAKES
Scya and Mal cover Star Wars media in a way that just didn't fit in the regular podcast episodes. Listen at your own risk.
🔥 Book of Fett - Episode 2 & 3
In this episode of Mal & Scya's Hot Takes the ladies will discuss the first episode of the Book of Fett on Disney+. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you will definitely come back for more.
Disney+ Link to Watch
https://www.disneyplus.com/series/the-book-of-boba-fett/57TL7zLNu2wf
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
🛑🛑🛑 WARNING! BOOK OF FETT SPOILERS!
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SCYA AND MAL'S HOT TAKES
Scya and Mal cover Star Wars media in a way that just didn't fit in the regular podcast episodes. Listen at your own risk.
🔥 Book of Fett - Episode 1
In this episode of Mal & Scya's Hot Takes the ladies will discuss the first episode of the Book of Fett on Disney+. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you will definitely come back for more.
Disney+ Link to Watch
https://www.disneyplus.com/series/the-book-of-boba-fett/57TL7zLNu2wf
I'M BOBA THE FETT
MY BACKPACK'S GOT JETS
by MC Chris
popularized by a video by Balgosa from Star Wars Galaxies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z9XTeeA43o
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
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Episode 13 - We’re Back Baby!
Disappointing Other People
FLYING SOLO
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
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Episode 11
Disappointing Other People
TOPIC: The Xpac is not coming-- what do you do when you are bored?
FLYING SOLO
TOPIC: The Xpac is not coming-- what do you do when you are bored... and alone?
Scya:
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
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And Now For Something Completely
The outtakes episode for the year. Enjoy!
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Creating Characters
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
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Episode 11
Banter
To click or not to click, that is the question
Whether 'tis easier for the hand to suffer
The many clickings of the left mouse button
Or to bind thy skills to hot keys on the keyboard
For by clicking slowly your parse will dwindle
No more, a gaming mouse will end
The hand-ache and the sorrow you will feel
To bind, to click, ah there's the rub
For binding brings 40-55 APM and good numbers will come
Disappointing Other People
User Interrace and Keybindings vs Clicking!
See the website for all the info:
https://starforgepodcast.com/episode-11-to-click-or-not-to-click-that-is-the-question/
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SITH UP
People who are "too busy" to do more than one thing. An epidemic has been sweeping the galaxy-- no, not the Rakghoul plague, we’ve pretty much cured that. I mean people who do group content with other people and do not or will not help. A long time ago in a galaxy far away a young healer took to a trip to the Valley of the Machine Gods-- as a dps. The group she was with was tackling Tyth, the robot of rage. In certain phases of this boss several ads appear, some of which need to be interrupted. At some point a dps, who will remain nameless due to licencing restrictions, expressed the need for an extra interrupt to be thrown out on an ad by one of the healers. To this request both healers responded that they could not, in fact, use their interrupt at all in this fight because they were “too busy”. As a heal main herself, this made the dps particularly cranky and after a quick check of the healers numbers in the parser, she felt even grumpier. After several more failed attempts, the group ended for the evening. Perhaps these healers did not know what an interrupt was. Perhaps they were also baking desserts while raiding and that was why they were “too busy” to help. Or, in this reporter’s opinion, they need to fucking get good.
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Creating Characters
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
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SCYA AND MAL'S HOT TAKES
Scya and Mal cover Star Wars media in a way that just didn't fit in the regular podcast episodes. Listen at your own risk.
🔥 Star Wars Visions (Part 2)
In this episode of Mal & Scya's Hot Takes the ladies will discuss the second half of Star Wars Visions. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you will definitely come back for more.
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You're listening to the Star Forge podcast with Scya and Mal, two nerds who have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Old Republic and all its 'features' - rest assured, the podcast is working as intended.
⚠️ This podcast is rated E.S. for extremely silly and may contain bad words bad jokes and other bad content that is not suitable for children maybe it is we don't know we're not their parents.
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Episode 10 - We made it!
Banter
Ootinicast Podcast reaches its tenth year!
Listen: https://ootinicast.com/
Growth of their SWTOR podcast: https://vimeo.com/136417451
Tenth Episode of Star Forge Podcast!
Mal talks about editing.
PICTURES: https://starforgepodcast.com/episode-10-we-made-it/
Disappointing Other People
Group Content - Playing what you like vs Playing Effectively - Mal and Scya, when you run flashpoints and operations, do you play your most effective class or whatever you want?
Should you have to play effectively in group content?
Should you always be striving to be playing at your very best in every type of content or is it ok to coast?
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SITH UP
This week in You Can't Make This Sith Up - world boss groups. In a recent trip to Nar Shadda, for some ungodly reason, a dps whose name has been withheld for another ungodly reason, joined a world boss group at 1:25 in the morning. The target world boss was Battledroid R4-GL found on Nar Shadda. Upon joining, the leader announced that they had no ability to summon to the boss nor did they know the way to the World Boss’s location. The time was now 1:35 AM and the tired dps began making her way to the world boss location. Upon arrival around 1:40 AM there were 18 people in the group. Hooray, summons incoming. “No no” she was told. “The group is not full yet”. What? How full did this group need to be for this boss that could be demolished in under 2 minutes. Finally at 1:45AM the leader announced “Everyone gather in the same instance or you will not get the summons”. What? After ready checking and waiting for 24 people to indicate that they were, in fact, ready the boss finally died at 1:55 AM. Perhaps this tired dps just needed to have some patience with people. Perhaps she should learn to be less cranky, after all, the boss did die. Or, in this reporters opinion, she should have Alt F4’d and gone the fuck to bed.
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Creating Characters
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