"You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop."

"I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am. But I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate."

"You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson."

"He'll deliver more justice in a weekend than ten years of your courts and tribunals."

"Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice."

"The ratio of people to cake is too big."

"Not bad for a human."

"A heart's a heavy burden."

"That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech."

"It costs money to have a soul."