"I'll say one last inspirational thing to you: they can't kill you if you're already dead."

"l came to coach basketball players, and you became students. l came to teach boys, and you became men."

"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."

"I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree."

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."

"My shit always works sometimes!"

"The ball's in your court, Mr. Hunt."

"All right ramblers, let's get rambling!"

"Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand."

"Don't that picture look dusty?"