"I knew I hated you for a reason, I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!"

"You're fired!"

"Do you want to look at me?"

"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."

“Don't you guys drop me, I’m worth a million dollars"

 "How'd you know my name was Buddy?"

"That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie."

"What kind of hooker takes credit cards?"

 "I am become death, The Destroyer of Worlds."

 "Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion."