"I'll see you at the beginning, friend."

"Do you want to be a cop or only look like a cop?"

"I write poetry you little bitch"

"Micro changes in air density, my ass."

"I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states."

"It's arthritis, you know. I got that arthritis thing happening."

Bonus Pod! 

"Self-interest is the sincerest form of flattery"

"You once were a veg-on but now you will be gone!"

"Hey Mr. Walka!"

"Good luck with your video game"