"I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing."

"Brown haired niece, you continue to exist."

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

"When we've looked everywhere and still don't understand how the thing happened, I think we have to ask why it happened."

"I'm ready to communicate with you now."

"You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion."

"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe it when you see it you'll never make it through the night."

"I da pappy."

"Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man!"