The Struggle is Ok

Gretchen and Megan spend this episode spiraling through the hellscape of modern parenting. Between losing goddamn gift cards and leaning into their "Bad Mom" personas, they manage to survive tweenage drama involving a shattered bracelet and a captive-audience sermon about gratitude delivered to their ungrateful crotch-goblings.

The highlight? A Disney trip that predictably devolved into an emotional dumpster fire, punctuated by a surprise announcement of a literal human bowel movement. When they aren't managing feces or prepubescent rage, the duo talks shit about politics, celebrity fuck-ups, and the delusional "girl math" they’re using to justify upcoming trips to Nashville and the DR. It’s a chaotic mess, but at least they’re laughing while the ship goes down.

Gretchen and Megan are BACK trading pirate beads for tinfoil hats this week as they dive headfirst into the booze-fueled chaos of Gasparilla and the dark secrets of the Epstein files. No topic is off-limits as they roast the absolute dumpster fire of modern dating, the myth of political accountability, and the struggle of raising kids without losing your mind to media brain rot. It’s a spicy, unfiltered deep dive into celebrity conspiracies and societal messes—because if we’re all spiraling, we might as well do it with a drink in hand and a laugh. The world is a lot, but the struggle? It’s a total vibe.

Strap in — this episode is a wild ride through the chaos of co-parenting, gun politics, and why movie nights might just be the last bastion of sanity.

Gretchen and Megan kick things off with a hilarious take on family life — because who hasn't threatened to fake their own death just to get a night off? But things get real fast, as they dive into hot-button topics like political “unity” (whatever that means), America’s healthcare circus, and the never-ending nightmare that is gun violence.

With the signature blend of sass, smarts, and “did-she-just-say-that?” honesty, the girls pull no punches — calling out hypocrisy, sharing gut-punch personal stories, and reminding us all that empathy isn't just for yoga retreats.

But don’t worry — it’s not all doomscroll and despair. The episode wraps with a much-needed palate cleanser: juicy TV recs, pop culture rants, and the age-old debate over whether it’s morally acceptable to skip the group text for your own sanity.

Come for the laughs, stay for the rage, and leave with a renewed desire to dismantle the patriarchy — one podcast at a time.

In this episode, Gretchen and Megan get real—like, wine-on-a-Wednesday, group-text-with-your-besties kind of real.

They open up about the highs, lows, and beautifully messy in-betweens of life: co-parenting snafus, kids with very big feelings, and the emotional gymnastics required just to get through a Tuesday. With wit and warmth, they unpack the pressures women face—from societal expectations to the quiet guilt that sneaks in during screen time (theirs and the kids’).

There’s also pop culture hot takes (because of course), sharp political commentary (get ready to yell “YES!” in your car), and honest talk about what it means to hold a community together in tough times. They celebrate the power of female friendships, the importance of showing up, and the resilience of organizations like Planned Parenthood that keep fighting the good fight.

It's funny. It’s moving. It’s the conversation you didn’t know you needed—but you’ll be glad you joined.

Gretchen and Megan are back breaking down Florida traffic rage, parenting on the brink, and pets that act like divas on reality TV. Between 90s throwbacks, chaotic commutes, and baseball games turned therapy sessions, they somehow squeeze in deep-ish thoughts about wine parenting, childhood weirdness, and today’s most questionable celebs.

Tagline: Like a group chat with your funniest friends—if your friends had zero filter and a deep love for Lisa Frank and petty drama

Gretchen and Megan dive into the stuff no one wants to admit: First, we’re tackling the spy mission that is co-parents hiding new relationships—while tossing in some “fake allergies” to the kids just to really up the maturity level of the co-parent dynamic.

Next, we get into the cold, hard truth of being discarded via text by someone you were really hopeful about. You know, that gut-punch moment when they hit you with a “It’s not you, it’s me” and poof, they’re outta there faster than you can say, “Wait, was this all just a dream?”

Then, because we’re feeling extra spicy, we cancel the classic “If they wanted to, they would” myth once and for all. Spoiler alert: they might just be bad at texting, or maybe life happened—just maybe—they’re too nervous to take the risk. Tears happen, strap in.

And, of course, we can't help but throw in some political banter for good measure. Because, let’s be honest, we all need a little chaos.

So, pour yourself a drink, put your feet up, and get ready to laugh (and cringe) as we unravel the mess that is modern relationships, ghosting, and unrealistic expectations—all with plenty of humor to soften the blow.

Gretchen and Megan invite you into the shit aspects of parenting, emotional struggles, and the challenges of co-parenting. School is back in session and no, summer did NOT happen. The discussion also touches on political commentary about the elderly behavior that is happening in our government, parenting styles, and the emotional impact of introducing new partners to children. Keep your adult live private from the kids so they aren't seeing a revolving door of new "friends" while still processing how they feel about mom and dad not together anymore. And of course, more movie and show recommendations!

Fourth of July has come and gone, 'Merica did the damn thing. Beach parties and elevator hangouts were the holiday highlights. The girls have decided they are going to solve the Epstein case once and for all because women can do some real sleuthy shit when it comes to detective work. Book and show recommendations coming in hot and fast and NO there was no tequila had before filming. Come hang with your favorite unscripted blondes and try to keep up! Megan will offer you a gift receipt as you leave x

Gretchen and Megan discuss their recent life changes, including moving into a new home and the challenges that come with it. Dudes, learn to hear a woman when she says "no," and also when she says "yes" to an invite out!! Coming in hot for our country's birthday this week, kinda... Get involved in the comments, join in on the round of "Would You Rather?" It'll be a real good time

Join the ladies as they explore the emotional landscape of parenting, reflecting on personal experiences of loss, the challenges of co-parenting, and the joys of celebrating milestones with children. They discuss the importance of expressing feelings, understanding kids' perspectives, and navigating the complexities of family dynamics, all while sharing candid anecdotes and insights from their own lives. In this conversation, they explore various themes surrounding religion, family dynamics, and the complexities of co-parenting after divorce. Reflections on the influence of Catholicism globally, shares insights on explaining religious concepts to children, and discusses the challenges of introducing new partners to kids. The conversation also delves into the emotional journey of moving on from a past relationship and the importance of communication in co-parenting. Ultimately, it highlights the need for understanding and reframing expectations in relationships.