Merry Christmas from the city where the "Star of Bethlehem" is usually just a police helicopter! This week, Darren and Gary tuck into a festive feast of nonsense, regret, and questionable spiritual enlightenment.The boys start by dissecting the unique misery of staring at a turkey dinner while coming down, before reminiscing about the last-minute chaos of the Barras on Christmas Eve. Gary opens up about his newfound love for Jesus, which leads to an invitation to the (very real?) ‘Super God Comedy Squad’ retreat.Highlights of the Holiday Chaos:• The Big Question: Would Gary actually agree to baptise Darren?• The Clyde Ritual: A debate on the logistics of "bare bum baptisms" in Glasgow’s freezing river.• A Field in the Dark: Gary recounts a mysterious encounter that definitely wasn't a Christmas miracle.• Divine Surveillance: A terrifying reminder that God is always watching... even when you’re "enjoying yourself" alone.• Festive Logistics: How to rinse Costco for every free sample available to man.They also tackle the highs and lows of the season, from the best and worst presents they’ve ever received to the pain of family members not showing up to comedy gigs (and Gary’s habit of being a nightmare in the front row when he’s the one in the audience).Whether you’re heading to Midnight Mass or just hiding from your relatives, grab a drink and join the boys for the least holy Christmas special in Scotland.Like, Comment, and Subscribe if you want more mayhem.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2