Welcome to Glaswegians Anonymous — your weekly catch-up with two of the wildest comedians in the UK!

This week, Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane, chatting about their days in primary school, growing up in the scheme, and what it was really like trying to fit in at school in Glasgow. Expect chaos, nostalgia, and plenty of laughs — straight from the heart of Scotland.

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Darren and Gary are back with a round of Overrated/Underrated: Glasgow Edition. From the legendary (or not-so-legendary) Forge Shopping Centre to the hallowed turf of Hampden Park, nothing is safe from their hot takes. Expect laughs, debates, and a few controversial opinions about the city we call home.

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Darren and Gary are back with more pure Glasgow patter. Gary tells the story of trying out “the hose for your bum” after a jobby, the lads chat about their favourite actor Peter Mullan, and take a nostalgic wander through memories of ice cream vans and smoking buckets. Gary also gears up for a night with UB40. It’s another mix of daft stories, laughs, and unfiltered chat.Please like and Subscribe

Gary and Darren dive headfirst into the world of scheme dinners — from mince ‘n’ tatties to deep-fried everything — and get honest about their own complicated relationships with food. As two big lads, they share stories of comfort eating, growing up in Glasgow households where dinner was an event, and how those habits still shape them today. Gary also opens up about starting Mounjaro and what it’s been like tackling weight loss from a new angle.It’s funny, raw, and very, very Glaswegian.

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Darren Connell and Gary Faulds chat about the games folk used to play growing up on the scheme. Darren calls it the “Scheme Olympics,” but Gary’s not having it — he knew it by something else. The conversation drifts, as always, this time onto Gary’s trip to Manjaro, with the usual mix of stories and laughs along the way.

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In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren dive into the world of Rangers and Celtic’s most famous supporters, sharing stories, laughs, and a few questionable facts. They swap memories of Christmas at the Barras — from dodgy bargains to festive chaos — and Darren opens up about the price of chasing fame, including the moments where it feels like you’re selling your soul just to get noticed.

Funny, raw, and unapologetically Glaswegian!

Darren kicks things off in classic style with a full rant about a £6 Pret sandwich (daylight robbery, if you ask him). From there, he and Gary dive into Glasgow’s food scene — the best scran, the guilty pleasures, and the local favourites that only true Glaswegians understand. Expect laughs, nostalgia, and a healthy dose of rage at overpriced sandwiches.

Welcome to the very first episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell. Kicking things off the only way Glaswegians know how, the boys dive straight into the classic scheme question: “Where you fae?”

From sharing stories about where they grew up to chatting about the people, places, and pure Glasgow madness that shaped them, Gary and Darren set the tone for what’s to come—funny, honest, and unapologetically Glaswegian.

This is just the beginning. Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa (or something stronger), and join us for a laugh as we get into the real Glasgow patter.