Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! In Episode 35, the mood swings from absolute buzzing excitement to some heavy, deep-seated chat. We’re covering everything from finally getting our hands on the gear to what happens when the lights go out.In this episode:

• The Merch is HERE! 👕 Darren is absolutely over the moon because we’ve finally launched the official GA merch. We talk about the journey to getting the kit sorted and why Darren won't be taking his off anytime soon.• The Supernatural: 👻 Do the guys believe in ghosts? We dive into the paranormal and share whether we think there's actually someone (or something) watching from the shadows.• On the Road: 🎤 Both the guys recently performed at a Stuart Mitchell gig. We break down the night, the laughs, and what it’s like sharing the stage with one of Scotland’s finest.• Heavy Doc, Heavy: 🏎️ Gary sat down to watch Back to the Future with his weans. We discuss the magic of introducing the classics to the next generation and, more importantly—if we had a DeLorean, what year are we heading to? * The Deep End: 🕯️ Things take a serious turn toward the end of the episode. The guys open up about visitations and the spiritual side of life. It gets raw, it gets real, and it’s a side of the pod you won’t want to miss.Support the Show:👉 Grab the Merch: https://glaswegians-anonymous-march.bigcartel.com🎙️ live show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2Patreon: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous🔔 Subscribe: Hit that bell so you never miss an episode.💬 Comment below: What year would YOU travel back to, and do you believe in ghosts?#GlaswegiansAnonymous #ScottishPodcast #StuartMitchell

Buckle up, because Episode 34 is a pure rocket ship of nonsense. This week, the Glaswegians Anonymous crew are tackling everything from the local chippy to the lunar surface. We’re asking the big questions: Is Trump actually losing it? Can you claim disability if you're living in zero gravity? And exactly how far is Gary willing to go for a free meal?Inside This Episode:

• Culinary Crimes: We dive deep into our questionable food habits. Why is everything better when it’s been in a deep fat fryer for ten minutes, and at what point does a snack become a cry for help?• Desperate Times, Desperate Measures: We put Gary in the hot seat. The hypothetical question of the century: Would Gary "suck it in the street" just for a bit of grub? The answer might surprise you (or honestly, it probably won't).• The Orange Menace: We take a look across the pond at Donald Trump and his latest brand of madness. Whether he’s running the world or running his mouth, we’ve got thoughts—and they aren't pretty.• One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for a Scheme: We’re chatting about the Moon visit. Is it worth the trip, or is it just a cold, dusty version of Drumchapel with less atmosphere?• The DWP Chronicles: The main event. If you’ve ever wondered how to get a claim in without losing your mind, we’re breaking down the struggle. We’re aiming high—we want that Space PIP. If the government can spend billions on rockets, they can surely spare a few quid for our "space-related" anxiety.Plus much, much more chaos. Whether you're listening on the bus, at work, or while hiding from the DWP assessor, this one is for you.Tune in, get involved, and remember: keep it Glaswegian.Don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a review if you’re enjoying the chaos.

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The sun has finally made a guest appearance in Glasgow, which means two things: everyone is suddenly "taps aff" at Glasgow Green, and the unsolicited commentary is at an all-time high. In this episode, the gang gets into the grit of surviving a Scottish summer while navigating the unwanted gaze and the internal battle of body shame.The Heatwave & The HustleWe kick things off with a candid discussion on body shame. As the layers come off, the insecurities come out, and we address the episode’s namesake: the exhausting reality of dealing with guys who can’t keep their eyes to themselves just because the temperature hit 18°C.From there, we pivot to a classic Glasgow mystery: How do the local "jakies" always have better trainers than us? While we’re out here working 9-to-5s just to afford a pair of scuffed Gazelles, the boys on the corner are rocking pristine, limited-edition vapormax. We investigate the secrets of the street-side "crep" game.Window Cleaning & Lockdown SecretsDarren takes us down memory lane with his Confessions of a Window Cleaner. Ever wondered what it was like to be one of the few people allowed to roam the streets during COVID? Darren reveals the strange sights, the lockdown "activities" he caught through the glass, and what it’s really like being the neighborhood’s most essential (and unintentional) voyeur.The Great Food Debates• Eggy Bread vs. French Toast: It’s the age-old question. Is it a sophisticated brunch item or a salty, ketchup-covered hangover cure? The team draws a line in the sand.• Professor Green’s Glasgow Spot: We review the latest food venture from Professor Green and see if it lives up to the hype in the Glasgow food scene.• Gary vs. Mounjaro: In a feat of pure willpower (and perhaps a bit of gluttony), Gary explains exactly how he managed to "out-fat" the world’s most famous weight-loss drug. Science said he’d lose the appetite; Gary said, "Watch this."

Nostalgia & Final Tributes• RIP Chuck Norris: We pay our respects to the legend himself. Whether it’s the memes or the roundhouse kicks, the world feels a little less safe today.• Childhood Video Vault: From The Krankies to old-school VHS tapes of The Lion King, we talk about the videos that raised us and why we keep going back to them for comfort.• Scottish Sun Spots: If you’re looking to escape the city, we shout out our favorite spots to soak up the UV rays—from the "Costa del Troon" to the hidden gems in the Highlands.Don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a review if you’re enjoying the chaos.

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The boys are back and, quite frankly, they’ve reached a breaking point. This week, Darren and Gary recap their experience taking on the Open Goal Hot Wings challenge, but it wasn't just the spice that had them sweating—it was the camera angles.After a harrowing look at their own side profiles on screen, Gary finally snaps. In a monologue for the ages, he officially announces his retirement from the "dieting" game. Why fight the inevitable when you can embrace the inevitable? Gary is pivoting, rebranding, and leaning into his true calling as Glasgow's next big food vlogger.Inside the Episode:• The Wing Report: A post-match analysis of the Open Goal challenge. Who handled the heat and who looked like they were meeting their maker?• The Side Profile Crisis: The harsh reality of seeing yourself on camera and why the "chin-to-neck" ratio has Gary questioning everything.• The Great Meltdown: Gary explains why he’s done with calorie counting and "health."• A New Career Path: From podcast host to food vlogger—prepare for a lot more gravy and a lot less shame."I'm done. I'm off the diets and I'm strictly on the dinners. If you see me in a bakery, mind your business." — GaryWarning: Contains strong language, questionable life choices, and a complete disregard for cholesterol levels.

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Buckle up for another dose of pure Glasgow patter as Gary and Darren return to the mics for a look back at a chaotic week. This episode is a proper mixed bag—ranging from nostalgic tech talk to some seriously questionable life choices.Here’s the script for this week’s madness:

• Parenting or Procrastination? Gary explains why he spent his week building a den with the weans when they definitely should’ve been sitting at their desks.

• Back in the Game: Gary gives us the lowdown on his recent Blackfriars show and provides an update on his journey being back on testosterone.

• Nostalgia Trip: The boys reminisce about the glory days of getting NTL installed, the genius of Kenan & Kel, and their all-time favorite childhood cartoons.

• The "Mental" Category: From the most bizarre things they’ve ever eaten to Gary’s controversial celebrity crush (spoiler: it’s Isa from Still Game), nothing is off-limits.

• Pure Filth & Questionable Pastimes: The chat takes a turn as the boys discuss "first-hand" experiences of getting fingered and Darren reveals some of his more suspicious hobbies.

• Local News: A look at the recent Union Street fire and what’s actually going on in the heart of the city.

Whether you’re here for the comedy insights or the absolute nonsense, Glaswegians Anonymous has you covered.

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In this landmark 30th episode, the boys are joined by a man who knows exactly what it takes to reach the top of the mountain: British and Commonwealth Featherweight Champion, Nathaniel Collins.Nathaniel takes us behind the curtain of the professional fight game, and it’s not all glitz and gold belts.

We’re talking about the mental and physical torture of "the cut"—that brutal period before a fight where every calorie is a memory and the obsession with food reaches fever pitch.From dreaming about "scran" to the legendary first meal post-fight, Nathaniel gets real about the sacrifices made in camp.

We also take a trip down memory lane to the lockdown days, where Nathaniel was busy putting Darren through his paces (and wondering if he'd survive the session).

Plus, we tackle a classic Glasgow phenomenon: Why is it that every guy in a local pub, after two pints, thinks they can puff their chests out and have a "square go" with a professional fighter?

On the menu this week:• The Hunger Games: The psychological warfare of making weight.• The Food Obsession: What happens when you can’t stop thinking about a cheeseburger.• Lockdown Drills: Training Darren when the world was shut down.• Glasgow "Hardmen": Dealing with the egos who think they can take a pro.• The Big Stage: Looking ahead to the massive upcoming fight at the OVO Hydro.Whether you're a boxing fanatic or just here for the patter, this is an elite-level chat with one of the city's finest athletes.

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In this week’s episode, Gary and Darren dive into a chaotic mix of rural life, questionable grooming habits, and high-stakes football tension.Here’s what the lads are getting into:• Farm Life & Nostalgia: Gary shares his experience going lambing, leading into a deep dive on how childhood has changed since "back in the day."• The Tech Struggle: A congested Darren explains why he ended up signing up for his own Patreon just to watch a video, while the guys officially introduce the new Patreon tiers.• Football Fever: Gary relives his favorite goal against Celtic from the weekend, and they look ahead to the Rangers v Celtic Scottish Cup game—which they’ll be watching live with you on Patreon!• Health & Hazards: Between Gary’s blood test results and some highly suspicious nose-hair waxing methods, the health chat is... questionable at best.• The Hollywood Rabbit Hole: Why Gary wants to talk about the war (and Darren doesn't), the theory that Jim Carrey is a clone, and a look back at their favorite Jim Carrey movies.• School Days & Big Shoes: Memories of the "dinner ticket" era at primary school, and a serious debate on whether they’d accept a career change to become the next Ronald McDonald.• Jealousy & Wings: Gary gets honest about his "friendship jealousy" over Darren hanging out with other comedians, all while they prep for the Open Goal Wings Challenge.JOIN THE CLAN: We’re officially on Patreon! Want to watch the Old Firm with us this weekend and get exclusive bonus content?

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Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous. This week, the fitness regime has taken a bit of a turn, the nostalgia is hitting hard, and Darren’s social calendar is causing some serious domestic tension in the studio.On this week’s madness:• The King of Pop (via Greenock): Darren makes the pilgrimage to see a Michael Jackson tribute act. Let’s just say the moonwalk hits different when you’re down the water.• "Sit Doon or Get Rooted": A near-confrontation with a woman who refused to take her seat. Is it even a night out in Scotland if someone doesn't almost get offered a square go over basic etiquette?• Jolly Giant Nostalgia: Gary takes us on a trip down memory lane to the 90s. If you didn’t spend your childhood sprinting through the aisles of the Jolly Giant, did you even grow up in Glasgow?• The Wings of Death: The boys are prepping for the Open Goal Hot Wings Challenge next week. Expect tears, sweat, and immediate regret.• Big Dunc FOMO: Darren is off to see the legend Duncan Ferguson. Gary is handling the news with his usual grace (meaning he’s absolutely ragin’ and full of FOMO).• The Barras Vlog: We’re planning a trip to the iconic Barras market. Get ready for some high-quality content featuring knock-off gear and world-class patter.🚨 SUPPORT THE SHOW 🚨We’ve officially launched our Patreon! If you want to support the nonsense and get access to exclusive perks, get yourself over to:👉

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Back with another week of madness with Darren & Gary:The Comedy Grind: Gary is officially "going demented" with full-time comedy. Between forgetting when the schools are off and showing up late, the lifestyle is clearly taking its toll.• The Digital Traitor: Hear how Gary used AI to create a cursed image of Charlie Mulgrew in a Rangers top. Is nothing sacred anymore?• Stage & Screen: Darren celebrates his Scottish BAFTA nomination (no big deal!) and looks back on attending Gary’s first-ever tour show in Paisley.• Touring Troubles: The boys get real about the press coverage surrounding Darren’s cancelled tour dates and his big move back into the wild world of crowd work shows.• The Random Bits: * Why was Gary at a Panto in February?• The ethics of "content creators" pinching ideas.• A debate on their absolute favourite rooms to play in Glasgow.• The Finale: We finally address the mystery of the Pickle Jar Incident.🎟️ Tickets for the next show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2#GlaswegiansAnonymous #ScottishComedy #GlasgowLife #NewEpisode #ScottishPodcast

In this week’s chaotic installment of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren prove that 9:00 AM is an ungodly hour for two comedians with ADHD to be operating heavy machinery (or even a microphone).

From career milestones to hypothetical cellmates, the boys cover:

• The 9:00 AM Struggle: An honest look at the brain fog and executive dysfunction that hits when you try to be funny before the caffeine kicks in.

• Going Pro: Big news as Gary officially goes full-time with comedy. The lads discuss the leap of faith and what life looks like without a "real" job.

• Behind Bars: The unique energy of performing jail gigs. Is it the toughest crowd in Scotland, or just the most honest one?

• Cellmate Romance: With February in the air, the boys imagine a very specific Valentine's Day scenario: what would life look like if Gary and Darren were sharing a cell? (Spoiler: It’s not pretty, but it’s probably hilarious).

• Glee Club Chaos: Darren breaks down a recent battle with hecklers at Glasgow’s Glee Club and the art of shutting down the front row without losing the room.

"Doing a podcast at 9am with ADHD isn't a broadcast, it's a wellness check."

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