Glaswegians Anonymous

YES! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! 🏆

On this week's episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, Gary and Darren are absolutely buzzing after Tuesday night's historic result. Scotland has officially qualified for the World Cup, and the boys are here to break down the scenes, the celebrations, and what this means for the Tartan Army.

It’s getting nostalgic as the guys look back at the squad from 1998 the last time we made it to the big stage. Can we top that party this time around?

Plus: In a massive curveball, we have a hilarious surprise chat involving the legend that is Marti Pellow and... Gary’s mum? You do not want to miss this piece of podcast gold.

In this episode:

• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland qualifies for the World Cup!

• 🍻 Recapping the Tuesday night madness.

• 🏙️ Throwback: George Square & France '98.

• 🎤 The Marti Pellow & Gary’s Mum situation.

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This week, the lads confess all. Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane to revisit every mental, desperate, and downright daft diet they’ve ever attempted.Then, they get real about the present state of affairs: Darren's on a new journey, smashing boxing training three times a week, while Gary reveals why he’s officially chucked the Mounjaro.This Podcast is Brought to you by - Smokey Trotters KitchenOrder on DeliverooEat in the OG down the BarrasFollow here - https://www.instagram.com/smokeytrotterskitchen?igsh=MWpuano5OG16NGI4Ng==#glasgow #scottishpodcast #diets #boxing #podcast #comedypodcast #glasgowlife #glasgowbanter #scottishcomedy #scotland

Remember when Bonfire Night in Glasgow was a different kind of wild?This week, Gary and Darren dive into the smoky archives of their memories to talk all things Guy Fawkes. They look back at what Bonfire Night was really like "back in the day" compared to the organised displays of today.From the massive, legendary bonfires down Glasgow Green to the pure chaos of folk shooting fireworks at each other in the street, the lads leave no stone unturned. Was it better, or was it just madness?Join the boys for another dose of hilarious stories, proper Glasgow nostalgia, and a chat about how much things have (or haven't) changed.

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Prepare for liftoff... or something.This week, Darren and Gary are talking all things extraterrestrial. We get into the mysterious "3i atlas," Gary’s personal relationship with both aliens and God (aye, really), and the most important question of all:If aliens landed in Glesga, where would you take them for the ultimate day out?From the deep unknown to the best tourist traps, it's a cosmic one.LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!We're taking the podcast to the stage! Join us for a special live recording of Glaswegians Anonymous at The Glee Club in Glasgow this November. It's going to be a brilliant night of stories and laughs.Tickets are on sale now – grab yours before they're gone!

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In Episode 10 of Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren and Gary take a hilarious and brutally honest trip down memory lane — sharing their first drinking experiences, nights at the unders, and park bevvy sessions. They also get real about why Darren chose to go sober, and Gary reveals how Mounjaro has left him unable to trust a fart. It’s equal parts chaos, confession, and classic Glaswegian banter.

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Remember your first-ever job? This week, Gary and Darren take a trip down memory lane to discuss the highs and lows of earning their first wage packet.

Darren recalls the wild west of the supermarket car park during his time as a trolley boy, while Gary talks us through his days as a solder and the unforgettable stories from his time behind the wheel as a Glasgow taxi driver.

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Welcome to Glaswegians Anonymous — your weekly catch-up with two of the wildest comedians in the UK!

This week, Darren and Gary take a trip down memory lane, chatting about their days in primary school, growing up in the scheme, and what it was really like trying to fit in at school in Glasgow. Expect chaos, nostalgia, and plenty of laughs — straight from the heart of Scotland.

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Darren and Gary are back with a round of Overrated/Underrated: Glasgow Edition. From the legendary (or not-so-legendary) Forge Shopping Centre to the hallowed turf of Hampden Park, nothing is safe from their hot takes. Expect laughs, debates, and a few controversial opinions about the city we call home.

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Darren and Gary are back with more pure Glasgow patter. Gary tells the story of trying out “the hose for your bum” after a jobby, the lads chat about their favourite actor Peter Mullan, and take a nostalgic wander through memories of ice cream vans and smoking buckets. Gary also gears up for a night with UB40. It’s another mix of daft stories, laughs, and unfiltered chat.Please like and Subscribe

Gary and Darren dive headfirst into the world of scheme dinners — from mince ‘n’ tatties to deep-fried everything — and get honest about their own complicated relationships with food. As two big lads, they share stories of comfort eating, growing up in Glasgow households where dinner was an event, and how those habits still shape them today. Gary also opens up about starting Mounjaro and what it’s been like tackling weight loss from a new angle.It’s funny, raw, and very, very Glaswegian.

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