PJ and the gang embark on their most perilous and foolhardy trial yet: VIGOROUS EXERCISE IMMEDIATELY AFTER A HUGE BARBECUE DINNER. We also discuss the practical benefits of polytheism, some interesting loopholes in heteronormative contract-language, and the Big Three reenact a Seinfeld episode!

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