This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of oversharing that would make your mum wince.

We also dipped into the endless cesspool of human confession that is Reddit, because sometimes the internet's sins are just too good not to discuss. Plus, we have a very special story from a friend of a friend who is absolutely, categorically, not one of us. Definitely not. Don't even ask. And tying it all together? One golden piece of advice that we cannot stress enough: do not drink from a Premier Inn kettle.

You've been warned. Now join us anyway.