Hey! JP Here! Mrs. Total Recall (a title Madeline in unaware of and will read for this first time in this very episode description) is BACK on the show today! Boy, does it feel good to have her on, not in the least because it reminds the world that there is, in fact, one person out there who not only endures, but actively supports, my bullshit. ANYWAYS, today is Sunday August 3rd. The Pikes were in town this weekend and oh man am I freaking exhausted. Yeah, it was lovely to have them here. And yeah, every moment the family spends together is a gift but holy crap gang I'm so tired. All I want to do is lie down and if someone puts a cocktail in my face I will growl angrily at them. And that's all I gotta say about that. Enjoy the show!

• Guest: Madeline
• Intern: Paddy
• Music: Chase
• Logo: Ross
• Everything Else: JP