Everybody get up, its time to POD now. We got a real show going now, welcome to the PODCAST! Alright, that's enough of that. Auntie Di is here and we're talking about the ceritified pike family classic: SPACE JAM. Will MJ and Bugs defeat the evil Monstars? Could Michael Jordan have been Jasper's Dad? Why does Auntie Di run away from zombies every day? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

• Contestant: Auntie Di
• Intern: Mom
• Art: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP

The first three pod week in Total Recall history comes to a close with Bong Joon Ho's 2019 masterpiece PARASITE! Will Jasper be able to contain his excitement? How many names will Kroone rattle off in the first five minutes? And where the hell did the name Kroone come from anyway?

JP goes solo (sorry) and long (sorry again) on Bong Joon Ho! Don't worry, regularly scheduled programming resumes Friday!

Some sources:

• Wikipedia (The GOAT)
• BJH at the SBFF
• BJH at BAFTA
• GDT on Memories Of Murder
• Origins Of The Host
• Memories Of Murder: Ensemble Staging
• Mother: The Telephoto Profile Shot
• Snowpiercer: Left Of Right
• Snowpiercer Origins

Listen gang, I got a little too excited. This one's on me. Round one continues on Friday.

Okay, here's the situation. A train sped away on a week's vacation, and they left the throttle going on full power. Is that good? Um, well, of course not. Its just going for a little spin and OH SHOOT ITS GOING TOO FAST. WAYYYYYY TOOO FAST. ITS......UNSTOPPABLE. Someone get Denzel on the line.

• Contestants: Mom & Dad
• Intern: Madeline
• Art: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP

Mike, making his Total Recall debut, joins Jasper to discuss life's most important question: How do you slow down a bus that's rigged to explode when it travels below 50 Miles Per Hour? Will they get to the truth? Can any of us really ever "Slow Down"? Why does Pete think we're talking about CARS? Tap in and find out!

• Contestant: Mike
• Intern: Pete
• Music: Chase
• Art: Ross
• Everything Else: JP

The Pike kids reunite, and this time Rachel's brought along a former soccer teammate (Liadan) and a film major (Alex) to help her conquer every aspect of SHE'S THE MAN! In front of the largest studio audience in Total Recall history (2 people), they will take on life's biggest mysteries, like 'What the hell is the deal with kissing booths?' and 'HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE CHANNING TATUM?'

• Contestants: Rachel, Alex & Liadan
• Intern: Amanda
• Art: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP

Last season, Lindsey & Chase took us to the depth of Paris, this year they return to discuss an even more exotic location: High School. That's right, Total Recall's favorite couple is here to talk 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU! Will they find dates for the prom? Will Cat attend Sarah Lawrence? Exactly how old is Heath Ledger's character supposed to be? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

• Contestants: Lindsey & Chase
• Intern: Katie
• Music: Chase
• Art: Ross
• Everything Else: JP

Redemption (and some mind-altering pheromones) is in the air here on Total Recall, as last season's laughingstock attempts to become this round's top dog by recalling the wonderfully ridiculous horror romp THE CABIN IN THE WOODS. Will Bradley Whitford be able to keep him at bay? Or will Ross overcome the odds, outlive the virgin, and save the day? Tune in to find out!

• Contestant: Ross
• Intern: Madeline
• Artwork: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP

Pete, aka the bad boy of Total Recall, makes his much anticipated return to discuss Peter Weir's creepily clairvoyant THE TRUMAN SHOW. Come for Pete's patented disregard for the countdown clock, stay for JP's a-little-too-passionate Love Is Blind rant!

• Contestant: Pete
• Intern: Mike
• Artwork: Ross
• Music: Chase
• Everything Else: JP