Welcome to Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon, ya goofs. JP here, back with one of my world famous episode descriptions. I know. I know. I missed them too.

My good pal Pete gets things started with MEMENTO! A film he, ironically enough, doesn't remember much of... but when have we ever let a small detail like that ruin our fun?

I'm writing this here episode description on Monday, May 4th. Madeline and I just saw Star Wars at a sold out Paris Theater* and I feel like I can fly. I hope you enjoy the episode. I'm biased, but I think its a hoot and a half.

See you next Tuesday!

*The one in New York, not the one in Paris... I HAVE WORK TOMORROW!

We've never been this back. Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon starts NEXT WEEK!

1. Speed Racer's long-overdue victory lap (4:46)
2. The insane "Time To JFK" taxi ads (13:06)
3. Ryan Gosling's plea for a healthy relationship (23:02)
4. The way Mikey Day screams "AERIAL TRAMWAY!" (25:37)
5. Movie theaters, refusing to get out of their own way (27:50)
6. Queen Cirie, taking control of Survivor 50 (42:20)
7. What exactly is the LA Clippers' plan? (49:40)
8. The patriotic empathy of HBO's Neighbors (54:41)
9. Bridget Jones, dancing through the credits (1:03:06)
10. Jury Duty embraces it's inner Willy Wonka (1:09:18)

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Learn all about Bad Film Club HERE! We'll be back next Monday with THE BIG OL' FINALE!

Only two more episodes to go! See ya next Monday!

Howdy folks! Madeline here! In this episode, Jasper and I take to the mics to tell you about our favorite first watches of the year. You already know what to expect from the two of us (and we really deliver!): a couple of classic Boy Movies, a free Tubi advertisement or two, swoon-worthy rom coms, many mentions of DVDs, AND MORE.

I'm writing this here episode description on the best day of the week: Sunday! We're watching movies here today (surprise, surprise) and ordered some Chinese food. We spent the weekend bopping around the city with my parents who were in town (hi mom and dad!) and Jasper watched the Clippers win a couple of times. Jasper will be back with more pods for you next Monday, but don't worry - I will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

A brief (by my standards) state of the union address followed by HP rankings from...

• JP (9:40)
• Lindsey (15:25)
• Kenz (17:45)
• Mom (22:35)
• Pete (28:36)
• Madeline (38:57)
• Kate (42:15)
• Pat & Some Other Hooligans (47:20)

We'll be back with favorite first watches next week!

4 teams. 8 people. 1 winner. Decide for yourself on INSTAGRAM.

PS: Please excuse the audio. There were eight of us and only four mics.

"The boy who lived, come to podcast" Our Harry Potter marathon wraps up with Kate & The Deathly Hallows Part Two. We went for two FULL hours and added a third guest three-quarters of the way through, because no one explicitly said it was against the rules.

• Play along and look at JP's list HERE
• Vote for Kate on Instagram HERE

I hope you've enjoyed listening as much as we've enjoyed making this very silly show. Here's the schedule for the rest of the year:

• 12/25 - THE CHRISTMAS MOVIE DRAFT with The Pikes
• 12/29 - Harry Potter rankings from across the Total Recall Universe.

"Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously Podcast!" Madeline stops by for the penultimate entry of Total Recall and the Harry Potter Marathon. We discuss the Deathly Hallows Part One, JP's tips for the perfect kiss and Miley Cyrus's astrology chart. Its a good time, we promise.

• Play along and look at JP's list HERE
• Vote for Madeline on Instagram HERE