Sorry for the delay ... let's not dick about any longer though WE'RE BACK with one of the oddest titles in the TOTU annals. Galloping Foxley is nickname given to a school tyrant and sparks off a chat about nicknames we give to people (that they don't...

Nice to see you again... this episode has an actual boob in it. So basically definitely one to watch (but obviously listen to us chat about it too yeah?) It unfortunately features some bad tattoo examples. So if you enjoy those ghastly shows on MTV and...

WELCOME BACK TO SEASON TWO.

After our well earned break we're back with a bang and another memorable episode of the Tales of the Unexpected. There's plenty to talk about in this one... Bees. Boobs. Buzzing... boobs. Not only that though, we chat about...

***sorry it's late, having a few 'instagram getting hacked and nobody is helping me' issues, but we're back****

Well, here we are guys... the end of season 1. Don't fret (not that you are) because we're only having a short break before season 2...

***sorry it's late, having a few 'instagram getting hacked and nobody is helping me' issues, but we're back****

Well, here we are guys... the end of season 1. Don't fret (not that you are) because we're only having a short break before season 2 PLUS, we'll be back very soon with a mid season special. watch this space.

Join us then for the season finale with a cracker - a proper sting in the tale here and the surprise return of Mrs Bixby... well, a surprise for us at least - as you'll hear in the first few moments. NOT ONLY THAT, but we go on a bit about being late for stuff, making excuses for inadequate jobs, the hypocrisy of the X Factor AND a brief review of the best, worst and most memorable moments of our first podcast series. Enjoy... or try to.

We're in the final furlong of season one and the first time we meet Mr Botibol in this 'bet gone wrong' fiasco drama. You're going to love this one after the cat one last time, but more than that, in this episode we have an ongoing problem with Dollars...

We're in the final furlong of season one and the first time we meet Mr Botibol in this 'bet gone wrong' fiasco drama. You're going to love this one after the cat one last time, but more than that, in this episode we have an ongoing problem with Dollars and Pounds, the position of the worst celebrity in Celebrity Squares, acting in soap operas and how people get louder at the end of a conversation... needless to say, this is a back to form unexpected tale.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY and welcome to your fortnightly TOTU treat. Every once in a while you hear a story from one of your mates and you're all like "errrrrm... what the actual heck are you going on about?" and then you realise they were probably just high...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY and welcome to your fortnightly TOTU treat. Every once in a while you hear a story from one of your mates and you're all like "errrrrm... what the actual heck are you going on about?" and then you realise they were probably just high and it's all ok. Well... that's sort of what we think happened here. Other than that the episode is very much saved by your podcast hosts who review this episode plus the nonsense of reincarnation and how the original story differs from the TV version. Enjoy... or try to.

JOAN COLLINS IN JODHPURS!!!

Well, we've just realised that listening to two middle aged men discuss how sexy joan collins is probably wont tempt the masses... so, in this naughty episode of TOTU we'll be chatting about other things too, like; sausage...